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Star Wars Episode VIII To Feature Nothing But Black People Says Abrams

Star Wars Episode VIII To Feature Nothing But Black People Says Abrams

Director J.J. Abrams has announced that the 2017 sequel to the soon-to-be-released Star Wars movie will feature an entirely black cast and will herald a radical all-black future for the franchise. The new film, provisionally titled Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Rise […]

27 October 2015 · Film & TV
Idiot Vows Never To Visit The ‘Country’ Called Africa After Watching Beasts Of No Nation

Idiot Vows Never To Visit The ‘Country’ Called Africa After Watching Beasts Of No Nation

Millions of shit-for-brains morons throughout the world believe the new Netflix original movie Beasts Of No Nation is an accurate portrayal of the entire African continent, it was reported last night. Among these fools, 41-year-old Kansas City resident David Logan stands out as […]

20 October 2015 · Africa
Tarantino Wants To Ban Black People From Watching His Films

Tarantino Wants To Ban Black People From Watching His Films

Deluded film director Quentin Tarantino would like to ban black people from ever watching his films according to a press update from his publicist. The monstrously-egotistical auteur, whose surname means donkey in Italian, says that blacks haven’t shown him the correct level of […]

19 October 2015 · Film & TV, USA
Dear David Cameron, Thanks For Nothing

Dear David Cameron, Thanks For Nothing

Dear David, Now that you are back in ‘Great’ Britain after what I hope was an interesting visit to the West Indies, I just wanted to write this letter to thank you, most profusely, for your eye-opening yet expected input to the political […]

8 October 2015 · Europe, Politics
Scientists Discover Repellent Zimmerman Creature

Scientists Discover Repellent Zimmerman Creature

A team of scientists at the University of Creative Knowledge has identified a disgusting, malevolent, repellent creature with no backbone and no moral compass cowardly slithering around the undergrowth near a lake in Florida. The creature, know as a Zimmerman or to use […]

1 October 2015 · USA
Racists, Morons And The Empty-Headed Show Strong Support For Ben Carson

Racists, Morons And The Empty-Headed Show Strong Support For Ben Carson

In a recent poll carried out by the University of Creative Studies research department, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson polled strongly among hardline bigots, the dim-witted and the foolish it was revealed yesterday. The retired neurosurgeon, sometimes known around DC circles as Uncle […]

28 September 2015 · Politics, USA
PIGGATE EXCLUSIVE: “I Was David Cameron’s Secret Sex Pig”

PIGGATE EXCLUSIVE: “I Was David Cameron’s Secret Sex Pig”

As the piggate controversy surrounding David Cameron’s student penile antics continue, a living, breathing pig has come forward to tell of a torrid affair with the prime minister before his rise to power. The Gloucestershire old spot, who goes by the name of […]

22 September 2015 · Europe, Politics
Matt Damon To Star in New Film Entitled ‘Matt Damon Knows Best’

Matt Damon To Star in New Film Entitled ‘Matt Damon Knows Best’

“It’s really awesome because it’s got tons of me in it!” says Matt Damon as he described his latest film to a group of fawning journalists during a press briefing earlier today organized by his production company Matt Damon Is God Productions. In […]

16 September 2015 · Film & TV
José Mourinho Found Wandering London Streets In A Confused State

José Mourinho Found Wandering London Streets In A Confused State

Under pressure Chelsea manager José Mourinho was discovered wandering the streets of Central London last night in a disheveled and disoriented state say police sources. Mourinho, whose team is currently battling relegation in the bottom four of the the Premiership, was found mumbling […]

15 September 2015 · Europe, Sport
Taylor Swift Banned From Entering Africa Because Of Diabolical Video

Taylor Swift Banned From Entering Africa Because Of Diabolical Video

After a marathon 15-hour meeting, all 54 members of the African union agreed to ban Taylor Swift from setting foot on the continent for the rest of her life due to her shooting a video that insults all Africa’s 1.1 billion inhabitants. Swift’s […]

10 September 2015 · Africa, Music