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Millions Of Americans See Trump When They Look In The Mirror

Millions Of Americans See Trump When They Look In The Mirror

Shrieking in terror first thing in the morning is normal for many Americans but waking up and seeing Trump’s amber visage when you look in the mirror is not normal. Unfortunately, that’s what millions of desperate Americans are experiencing today. The strange phenomenon […]

28 April 2016 · Politics, USA
American Kicked Off Iraqi Airways Flight For Talking In A Loud, Brash, Arrogant Voice

American Kicked Off Iraqi Airways Flight For Talking In A Loud, Brash, Arrogant Voice

An obnoxious American man was removed from an Iraqi Airways flight at Baghdad International Airport yesterday for talking on his mobile in a loud, brash voice scaring many of the Iraqi passengers just before take-off. Patrick Stouter, who claims to be an independent […]

28 April 2016 · USA
FX To Broadcast The People V. O.J. Simpson Directors’ Cut With Alternate Ending

FX To Broadcast The People V. O.J. Simpson Directors’ Cut With Alternate Ending

After receiving hundreds of complaints from irate white viewers about the unsatisfactory episode that concluded The People v. O.J. Simpson, FX have responded by scheduling a new Directors’ Cut version with an alternate ending. The new ending sees O.J. receive a guilty verdict […]

18 April 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Ben Carson To Sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah At Next Trump Rally

Ben Carson To Sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah At Next Trump Rally

Failed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump’s supporters at the frontrunner’s next rally to show he really means it when he says he fully supports the multi-billionaire mogul say Republican insiders. Carson, whose efforts to secure the Republican nomination was met […]

21 March 2016 · Politics, USA
Trump Drops ‘Make America Great Again’ For ‘Make America 19th Century Again’

Trump Drops ‘Make America Great Again’ For ‘Make America 19th Century Again’

“It hit me like bolt of lightning while I was bronzing on the sunbed,” said Donald Trump as he announced the campaign slogan he would use if he wins the Republican nomination. ‘Make America 19th Century Again’ replaces ‘Make America Great Again’ as […]

8 March 2016 · Politics, USA
Bernie Sanders Launches ‘Down With Whitey’ Initiative To Gain Black Votes

Bernie Sanders Launches ‘Down With Whitey’ Initiative To Gain Black Votes

After performing badly with black voters causing a heavy defeat at the Democratic primaries on Super Tuesday, Bernie Sanders has changed tack, upped his rhetoric and will now run on a radical new ‘Down With Whitey’ platform. During a packed press call held […]

4 March 2016 · Politics, USA
Clinton Caught Scoffing And Laughing At Black People Behind The Scenes

Clinton Caught Scoffing And Laughing At Black People Behind The Scenes

Hilary Clinton is in hot water today as a highly damaging recording was leaked to the press that appears to show the democratic presidential candidate laughing at black people while suggesting she’s only supporting them until she wins the election. The words were […]

4 March 2016 · Politics, USA
‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists

‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists

After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz are the same person it was announced last night. The research team at the University of Creative Studies said that although they […]

26 February 2016 · Film & TV, Politics, USA
10 Additional Black History Months Announced

10 Additional Black History Months Announced

The Guardians of Black History have agreed that one month is far too short a time to cover the mammoth breadth of Black existence and will therefore introduce a whole raft of new Black History months so that due attention is paid to […]

11 February 2016 · Africa, Europe, Film & TV, Music, USA
Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display

Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display

Files leaked by Edward Snowden reveal that popular singer Beyonce was placed on a secret FBI watchlist after her stunning performance during this year’s Super Bowl half-time concert. According to information documented in highly-classified memos, FBI operatives tasked with monitoring the show said […]

9 February 2016 · Music, Sport, USA