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Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome

Admitting things are much better now, Kanye West said he will improve relations by joining Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose in a live televised sex foursome to really bury the hatchet and make peace among his friends. The orgy will be […]

5 February 2016 · Film & TV, Music, USA
Trump Threatens To Reproduce If He Loses GOP Nomination

Trump Threatens To Reproduce If He Loses GOP Nomination

After getting his butt handed to him by an unloved Canadian, Donald Trump threatened to ‘romantically inseminate’ his lover Sarah Palin in order to unleash a fearsome Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination. Trump and Palin promise to […]

2 February 2016 · Politics, USA
Arizona Girls Invited To First Annual Republican Spelling Bee

Arizona Girls Invited To First Annual Republican Spelling Bee

Admitting they hoped some good would come of their antics, the Arizona students who spelled out the N-word on their T-shirts have been invited to take part in the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee later this year. The event is designed to […]

29 January 2016 · Politics, USA
Academy To Pack Oscar Ceremony With As Many Black People As Possible

Academy To Pack Oscar Ceremony With As Many Black People As Possible

Stressing the importance of making it look like the Academy gives a shit, an unnamed organizer of this year’s Oscar ceremony says they will invite as many black people as possible to avoid the night looking like a Kenny Chesney concert. Now that the […]

22 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
‘Star Wars Movie Infiltrated By ISIS’ Says Trump

‘Star Wars Movie Infiltrated By ISIS’ Says Trump

“I have a bad feeling about this” said Donald Trump about the latest Star Wars movie which he claims contains subliminal messages aimed at radicalizing and corrupting young American minds. The laughably-coiffured presidential candidate said the film must be withdrawn immediately as it […]

22 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Oscar Statuette Annoyed At Constantly Being Handed To White People

Oscar Statuette Annoyed At Constantly Being Handed To White People

Hopping around in anger on his stuck-together legs, the 2016 Oscar for Best Actor was livid with having to spend the rest of his static golden existence on yet another white actor’s mantelpiece it was reported yesterday. The Oscar statuette, who goes by […]

19 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Survey: Many Americans Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Survey: Many Americans Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Contrary to the sentiment expressed in the popular Bing Crosby song, many Americans are not dreaming of a white Christmas as was previously thought and would much prefer a black one instead according to a survey carried out online. According to the survey, […]

23 December 2015 · Music, USA
Human DNA Found At Republican Rally

Human DNA Found At Republican Rally

Scientists discovered traces of human DNA in the auditorium where Donald Trump held a boisterous and offensive rally earlier today. The rally, which took place in Columbus, Ohio, was packed to the rafters with frenzied Republican supporters, baying for blood and showing little […]

8 December 2015 · Politics, USA
News Organizations Create Pecking Order Of Humanity

News Organizations Create Pecking Order Of Humanity

Global news networks have joined forces to create a secret league table of humanity in order to help editors accurately place news items in order of importance on their newspaper front pages, websites and daily TV bulletins. The Wealthy Human Interests Transcends Empathy […]

4 December 2015 · Europe, Film & TV, USA
‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’ Ask Republicans

‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’ Ask Republicans

Leading Republicans have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white people who feel left out. Donald Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that black people get […]

30 November 2015 · USA