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Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display

Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display

Files leaked by Edward Snowden reveal that popular singer Beyonce was placed on a secret FBI watchlist after her stunning performance during this year’s Super Bowl half-time concert. According to information documented in highly-classified memos, FBI operatives tasked with monitoring the show said […]

9 February 2016 · Music, Sport, USA
José Mourinho Found Wandering London Streets In A Confused State

José Mourinho Found Wandering London Streets In A Confused State

Under pressure Chelsea manager José Mourinho was discovered wandering the streets of Central London last night in a disheveled and disoriented state say police sources. Mourinho, whose team is currently battling relegation in the bottom four of the the Premiership, was found mumbling […]

15 September 2015 · Europe, Sport
‘Including A Black Man Sends Out The Wrong Message’ Says Alabama University

‘Including A Black Man Sends Out The Wrong Message’ Says Alabama University

Officials at the University of Alabama were left fuming last night after it was discovered that a black man was somehow allowed into the much-maligned Alpha Phi sorority recruitment video. Senior university employees say having a sole black man among all those scantily-clad, […]

21 August 2015 · Sport, USA
Tissue Sales Skyrocket In The Wake Of Serena Victory

Tissue Sales Skyrocket In The Wake Of Serena Victory

Tissue sales shot through the roof as millions of pathetic losers throughout the world purchased dozens of packets to mop up their hateful tears caused by Serena Williams’ latest victory at Wimbledon. Many of those seen whimpering like an injured puppy or balling […]

15 July 2015 · Europe, Sport
‘Can’t We Have A White Winner For A Change?’ Says Marathon Organizer

‘Can’t We Have A White Winner For A Change?’ Says Marathon Organizer

Stockholm Marathon 2015 organizers have run out of legal, non-racist ways to ensure a white winner at this year’s event but senior race official Petter Bunksson is still convinced that blond-haired, blue-eyed master race types should really be winning everything. “Seeing Africans win […]

24 April 2015 · Europe, Sport
Black Man In Two Minds About Ray Rice Affair

Black Man In Two Minds About Ray Rice Affair

Jason McKenzie, a black man from Detroit, Michigan, is in two minds about the Ray and Janel Rice domestic abuse incident. On the one hand he condemns Rice in no uncertain terms for being a cowardly, violent abuser who deserves to be punished […]

11 September 2014 · Sport
Lewis Hamilton And Serena Williams Benefit From Affirmative Action Say Fox News

Lewis Hamilton And Serena Williams Benefit From Affirmative Action Say Fox News

Lewis Hamilton and Serena Williams have benefited unfairly from Affirmative Action according to Fox News pundit James McJames in a sharply-worded diatribe broadcast yesterday. McJames, who could not contain his foaming-at-the-mouth disgust that they had each won at their respective sports last weekend, […]

9 September 2014 · Sport
Racist Banana Buying Soars As World Cup Nears

Racist Banana Buying Soars As World Cup Nears

Scumbag, knuckle-dragging, racist supporters from all over the world are heading to Brazil for the World Cup and this year is proving to be extra special for those with vicious prejudices as despite being 55% non-white, Brazil is both a monumentally racist country […]

10 June 2014 · Sport
"I now love black people."

Donald Sterling: I Am Black

Embattled Clippers owner Donald Sterling now claims he’s a black man after scientists testing his unpleasant orange body discovered trace amounts of DNA that links him to a 50,000 year-old tribe from Cameroon. Dr. David Hernstein of the Genealogical Racial Institute obtained Sterling’s […]

2 June 2014 · Sport, USA
"Move over because I expect to win."

White Supremacy Wins Despite Controversy

An action-packed day at Kentucky culminated in a heart-stopping finale when odds-on favorite White Supremacy retained the Century Cup in stunning fashion for trainer and owner Charles Lynch and jockey James Crow. White Supremacy went in as the pre-race favorite and he didn’t […]

29 May 2014 · Sport, USA