Film & TV

FX To Broadcast The People V. O.J. Simpson Directors’ Cut With Alternate Ending

FX To Broadcast The People V. O.J. Simpson Directors’ Cut With Alternate Ending

After receiving hundreds of complaints from irate white viewers about the unsatisfactory episode that concluded The People v. O.J. Simpson, FX have responded by scheduling a new Directors’ Cut version with an alternate ending. The new ending sees O.J. receive a guilty verdict […]

18 April 2016 · Film & TV, USA
‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists

‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists

After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz are the same person it was announced last night. The research team at the University of Creative Studies said that although they […]

26 February 2016 · Film & TV, Politics, USA
Meryl Streep Keen To Play Miriam Makeba In Upcoming Biopic

Meryl Streep Keen To Play Miriam Makeba In Upcoming Biopic

Three-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep is eager to land the role of much-loved South African singer Miriam Makeba in a $20m biopic to be shot on location in Makeba’s home country, it was announced today. In an interview with The Times, Streep said […]

15 February 2016 · Africa, Film & TV
10 Additional Black History Months Announced

10 Additional Black History Months Announced

The Guardians of Black History have agreed that one month is far too short a time to cover the mammoth breadth of Black existence and will therefore introduce a whole raft of new Black History months so that due attention is paid to […]

11 February 2016 · Africa, Europe, Film & TV, Music, USA
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome

Admitting things are much better now, Kanye West said he will improve relations by joining Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose in a live televised sex foursome to really bury the hatchet and make peace among his friends. The orgy will be […]

5 February 2016 · Film & TV, Music, USA
Julie Delpy Shocked To Discover The Existence Of Black Women

Julie Delpy Shocked To Discover The Existence Of Black Women

“Are you trying to tell me that black people can be men and women?” said Julie Delpy as she finally recognized the existence of black women after years of, in her words, living in a completely different world. “I thought black people were […]

26 January 2016 · Europe, Film & TV
Academy To Pack Oscar Ceremony With As Many Black People As Possible

Academy To Pack Oscar Ceremony With As Many Black People As Possible

Stressing the importance of making it look like the Academy gives a shit, an unnamed organizer of this year’s Oscar ceremony says they will invite as many black people as possible to avoid the night looking like a Kenny Chesney concert. Now that the […]

22 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
‘Star Wars Movie Infiltrated By ISIS’ Says Trump

‘Star Wars Movie Infiltrated By ISIS’ Says Trump

“I have a bad feeling about this” said Donald Trump about the latest Star Wars movie which he claims contains subliminal messages aimed at radicalizing and corrupting young American minds. The laughably-coiffured presidential candidate said the film must be withdrawn immediately as it […]

22 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Oscar Statuette Annoyed At Constantly Being Handed To White People

Oscar Statuette Annoyed At Constantly Being Handed To White People

Hopping around in anger on his stuck-together legs, the 2016 Oscar for Best Actor was livid with having to spend the rest of his static golden existence on yet another white actor’s mantelpiece it was reported yesterday. The Oscar statuette, who goes by […]

19 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Harry Potter Fans Suffer Head Explosion Phenomenon

Harry Potter Fans Suffer Head Explosion Phenomenon

An unknown number of Harry Potter fans are suffering the debilitating effects of a strange phenomenon known as Exploding Head Hate Syndrome which causes their heads to literally explode due to a build up of frustration and anger in their brains. The outbreak […]

21 December 2015 · Europe, Film & TV