Global news networks have joined forces to create a secret league table of humanity in order to help editors accurately place news items in order of importance on their newspaper front pages, websites and daily TV bulletins. The Wealthy Human Interests Transcends Empathy […]
God Almighty, otherwise known as the king of kings, the lord of lords, or just God has decided in his infinite wisdom that the sexiest man alive is Idris Elba. The details of God’s choice was published on God’s official website which can […]
A man has barricaded himself inside his house after neighbors threatened to tear him apart if he doesn’t give up his entire hoard of 100 much-sought-after Patti LaBelle sweet potato pies. Jim Jasonsson bought every last pie from his nearest Walmart in Los […]
The BBC have denied ever producing a hideously racist variety program called The Black and White Minstrel Show according to a press release published earlier today. The claim was made in response to hundreds of UK-based bigots attempting to buy episodes of the […]
After selecting Donald Trump to host Saturday Night Live, creator Lorne Michaels has decided to go even further and invite former Grand Wizard of the KKK David Dukes to host an episode this Christmas. Michaels, impressed with the amount of press coverage created by […]
Director J.J. Abrams has announced that the 2017 sequel to the soon-to-be-released Star Wars movie will feature an entirely black cast and will herald a radical all-black future for the franchise. The new film, provisionally titled Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Rise […]
Deluded film director Quentin Tarantino would like to ban black people from ever watching his films according to a press update from his publicist. The monstrously-egotistical auteur, whose surname means donkey in Italian, says that blacks haven’t shown him the correct level of […]
“It’s really awesome because it’s got tons of me in it!” says Matt Damon as he described his latest film to a group of fawning journalists during a press briefing earlier today organized by his production company Matt Damon Is God Productions. In […]
“I reckon it’ll be heard about 2,000 times,” says Niles Wiley, the new Tarantino film’s Added Violence and N-word Adviser, as he estimates the number of times the N-word will be uttered in forthcoming western flick The Hateful Eight. The film is currently […]
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is stepping down as leader of 21st Century Fox to take up the role of Prince of Darkness recently vacated by Christopher Lee who sadly passed away last month. At a packed press conference earlier today the Australian octogenarian, […]
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