Film & TV

Obama Sides With Anita Baker In Tense Cheryl Lynn Standoff

Obama Sides With Anita Baker In Tense Cheryl Lynn Standoff

President Barack Obama weighed in on the escalating Twitter beef between soul singers Anita Baker and Cheryl Lynn, coming out strongly in favor of Anita Baker, the eight-time Grammy winner. The President feels that Baker’s sophisticated upmarket production values and glossy vocals represent […]

1 June 2015 · Film & TV
BBC Launches Channel Dedicated To Moaning About Immigrants

BBC Launches Channel Dedicated To Moaning About Immigrants

The BBC has announced it will launch a new digital TV channel in time for the general election dedicated to the growing British pastime of moaning about and blaming everything on immigrants. The channel, called BBC None, will broadcast irony-free, migrant-focused documentaries and […]

9 April 2015 · Europe, Film & TV
‘We Demand To See Trevor Noah’s Birth Certificate’ Say Fox News

‘We Demand To See Trevor Noah’s Birth Certificate’ Say Fox News

Fox News claim they have irrefutable evidence that comedian and new Daily Show host Trevor Noah was born in Africa it was revealed last night. An anonymous spokesman for the channel said: “We have it on very good authority that this Trevor Noah […]

7 April 2015 · Africa, Film & TV, USA
‘New Blacks Have Radically-Altered DNA’ Say Scientists

‘New Blacks Have Radically-Altered DNA’ Say Scientists

Scientists have identified the virus that radically alters the DNA of normal black people and then changes them into New Black people. New Black people appear on the surface to be the same as regular black people except when they open their mouths […]

23 March 2015 · Film & TV, Music
White Women Warned Not To Watch Will Smith Movie

White Women Warned Not To Watch Will Smith Movie

White women are being warned against seeing the new Will Smith movie Focus, as reports suggest that after watching the film, they develop an insatiable and dangerous desire for sex with black men. White men claim the film’s hot scenes of steamy vanilla/chocolate lovemaking […]

5 March 2015 · Film & TV
Patricia Arquette Diagnosed With Rare Disorder That Stops Her Seeing Women Of Color

Patricia Arquette Diagnosed With Rare Disorder That Stops Her Seeing Women Of Color

Oscar winner Patricia Arquette has revealed she’s been diagnosed with a rare form of selective blindness called Overlook Syndrome which causes sufferers to completely bypass the achievements and solidarity of certain groups of people. The symptoms of this terrible affliction include a total […]

24 February 2015 · Film & TV
Don Lemon’s Blackness Revoked By Popular Demand

Don Lemon’s Blackness Revoked By Popular Demand

Black people across the country have unanimously agreed to expel Don Lemon from the black race due to his incessant stupidity and his unfailing habit of driving people mad with his shit-for-brains opinions and dumbass questions. A press release was issued earlier today […]

9 January 2015 · Film & TV, USA
Racists Disappointed With Dear White People Movie

Racists Disappointed With Dear White People Movie

An 86-year-old avowed racist got a shock when he attended an evening screening of the film Dear White People which tackles college racism from the point of view of a group of black and biracial students studying at a prestigious mainly-white college. McNeal […]

11 December 2014 · Film & TV, USA
USA Wins Top Prize At World Racism Awards

USA Wins Top Prize At World Racism Awards

The United States of America triumphed at the inaugural World Racism Awards last night picking up a total of five awards including the much-coveted Most Racist Country In The World Award and the Most Racist Police In History Award. The star-studded event, held […]

5 December 2014 · Africa, Europe, Film & TV, USA
Kim Kardashian’s Butt Announces Solo Career

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Announces Solo Career

In a surprise move announced last night Kim Kardashian’s butt will leave Kim to embark on a solo career. The butt cited poor treatment by Kim as well as the realization that it’s better off without her as the main reasons for the […]

14 November 2014 · Film & TV, USA