Politics

Obama Decides To Remain President For At Least 10 More Years

Obama Decides To Remain President For At Least 10 More Years

President Barack Obama has shocked the world by declaring that he won’t leave the White House at the end of his ‘final’ presidential term. He says he’ll stay put for at least another decade which completely defies the 22nd Amendment of the US […]

1 June 2016 · Politics
Millions Of Americans See Trump When They Look In The Mirror

Millions Of Americans See Trump When They Look In The Mirror

Shrieking in terror first thing in the morning is normal for many Americans but waking up and seeing Trump’s amber visage when you look in the mirror is not normal. Unfortunately, that’s what millions of desperate Americans are experiencing today. The strange phenomenon […]

28 April 2016 · Politics, USA
Ben Carson To Sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah At Next Trump Rally

Ben Carson To Sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah At Next Trump Rally

Failed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump’s supporters at the frontrunner’s next rally to show he really means it when he says he fully supports the multi-billionaire mogul say Republican insiders. Carson, whose efforts to secure the Republican nomination was met […]

21 March 2016 · Politics, USA
Trump Drops ‘Make America Great Again’ For ‘Make America 19th Century Again’

Trump Drops ‘Make America Great Again’ For ‘Make America 19th Century Again’

“It hit me like bolt of lightning while I was bronzing on the sunbed,” said Donald Trump as he announced the campaign slogan he would use if he wins the Republican nomination. ‘Make America 19th Century Again’ replaces ‘Make America Great Again’ as […]

8 March 2016 · Politics, USA
Bernie Sanders Launches ‘Down With Whitey’ Initiative To Gain Black Votes

Bernie Sanders Launches ‘Down With Whitey’ Initiative To Gain Black Votes

After performing badly with black voters causing a heavy defeat at the Democratic primaries on Super Tuesday, Bernie Sanders has changed tack, upped his rhetoric and will now run on a radical new ‘Down With Whitey’ platform. During a packed press call held […]

4 March 2016 · Politics, USA
Clinton Caught Scoffing And Laughing At Black People Behind The Scenes

Clinton Caught Scoffing And Laughing At Black People Behind The Scenes

Hilary Clinton is in hot water today as a highly damaging recording was leaked to the press that appears to show the democratic presidential candidate laughing at black people while suggesting she’s only supporting them until she wins the election. The words were […]

4 March 2016 · Politics, USA
‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists

‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists

After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz are the same person it was announced last night. The research team at the University of Creative Studies said that although they […]

26 February 2016 · Film & TV, Politics, USA
Trump Threatens To Reproduce If He Loses GOP Nomination

Trump Threatens To Reproduce If He Loses GOP Nomination

After getting his butt handed to him by an unloved Canadian, Donald Trump threatened to ‘romantically inseminate’ his lover Sarah Palin in order to unleash a fearsome Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination. Trump and Palin promise to […]

2 February 2016 · Politics, USA
Arizona Girls Invited To First Annual Republican Spelling Bee

Arizona Girls Invited To First Annual Republican Spelling Bee

Admitting they hoped some good would come of their antics, the Arizona students who spelled out the N-word on their T-shirts have been invited to take part in the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee later this year. The event is designed to […]

29 January 2016 · Politics, USA
Denmark To Start Robbing The Dead

Denmark To Start Robbing The Dead

After passing an Asylum Bill that allows Danish police to rifle through the belongings of incoming refugees to perform daylight robbery, the Danish government has now passed a law that allows authorities to open up coffins to search for anything that might be […]

29 January 2016 · Europe, Politics