A collection of items that belonged to Margaret Thatcher are to be burned at a searing hot temperature of 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit after the Victoria and Albert museum turned down an offer to exhibit her putrid rags in their esteemed institution. The collection, […]
Thousands of irate parents bombarded CNBC with angry calls last night to complain about a live TV show broadcast yesterday evening which caused children to panic, flee in terror, vomit and experience the most terrifying nightmares. Horrified parent Mary-Louise Fogarty said: “At first […]
GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery although, rather oddly, he does have a very favorable view of slavery which somewhat undermines his numerous comparisons. In addition to abortion […]
Dear David, Now that you are back in ‘Great’ Britain after what I hope was an interesting visit to the West Indies, I just wanted to write this letter to thank you, most profusely, for your eye-opening yet expected input to the political […]
In a recent poll carried out by the University of Creative Studies research department, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson polled strongly among hardline bigots, the dim-witted and the foolish it was revealed yesterday. The retired neurosurgeon, sometimes known around DC circles as Uncle […]
As the piggate controversy surrounding David Cameron’s student penile antics continue, a living, breathing pig has come forward to tell of a torrid affair with the prime minister before his rise to power. The Gloucestershire old spot, who goes by the name of […]
Office workers at TechDorling Inc., a world leader in verbal communication recognition systems, have spent the last year working hard to not broach the subject of the Black Lives Matter movement during lunch and coffee breaks and on the rare occasions they meet […]
The stage is set as the GOP cavalcade of cretins rolls into town for the first Republican debate of the year. Will Trump attack the wives of others? Will the entire fall of western civilization be blamed on Obama? Will Carson continue to […]
Supreme Court member, self-loather and possible sex pest Clarence Thomas has been declared completely dignity-free by doctors after years of suffering. After penning a jaw-dropping dissent on same sex marriage that’s been described as either ‘perfectly logical’ or ‘dumb as fuck’, Thomas finally […]
Prime Minister David Cameron has expressed admiration for India’s caste system as he plans to adopt a similar system in the UK to bring the country more in line with the Victorian era, a period Cameron is particularly fond of. The prime minister […]
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