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10 Additional Black History Months Announced

10 Additional Black History Months Announced

The Guardians of Black History have agreed that one month is far too short a time to cover the mammoth breadth of Black existence and will therefore introduce a whole raft of new Black History months so that due attention is paid to […]

11 February 2016 · Africa, Europe, Film & TV, Music, USA
Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display

Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display

Files leaked by Edward Snowden reveal that popular singer Beyonce was placed on a secret FBI watchlist after her stunning performance during this year’s Super Bowl half-time concert. According to information documented in highly-classified memos, FBI operatives tasked with monitoring the show said […]

9 February 2016 · Music, Sport, USA
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome

Admitting things are much better now, Kanye West said he will improve relations by joining Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose in a live televised sex foursome to really bury the hatchet and make peace among his friends. The orgy will be […]

5 February 2016 · Film & TV, Music, USA
Survey: Many Americans Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Survey: Many Americans Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Contrary to the sentiment expressed in the popular Bing Crosby song, many Americans are not dreaming of a white Christmas as was previously thought and would much prefer a black one instead according to a survey carried out online. According to the survey, […]

23 December 2015 · Music, USA
World Prepares To Start Discriminating Against Tom Jones

World Prepares To Start Discriminating Against Tom Jones

The world is preparing to begin treating Tom Jones like a black man if it turns out he does have black ancestry as per his DNA investigation into his background. Black music lover Marsha Jacksonville is looking forward to the singer’s transition to […]

6 November 2015 · Europe, Music
Taylor Swift Banned From Entering Africa Because Of Diabolical Video

Taylor Swift Banned From Entering Africa Because Of Diabolical Video

After a marathon 15-hour meeting, all 54 members of the African union agreed to ban Taylor Swift from setting foot on the continent for the rest of her life due to her shooting a video that insults all Africa’s 1.1 billion inhabitants. Swift’s […]

10 September 2015 · Africa, Music
Hipsters Threaten To Take Over Notting Hill Carnival

Hipsters Threaten To Take Over Notting Hill Carnival

London’s Notting Hill Carnival was placed on high alert yesterday as intelligence reports suggest a gang of hipsters are planning on forcibly taking it over and imposing their own awful ‘culture’ on the event. Due to the increasing gentrification of London’s inner city […]

28 August 2015 · Europe, Music
Police Still Remain Un-Fucked Up 27 Years Since The Release Of ‘Fuck Tha Police’

Police Still Remain Un-Fucked Up 27 Years Since The Release Of ‘Fuck Tha Police’

Despite providing black people with a musical clarion call against racist police harassment, the ground-breaking NWA track ‘Fuck Tha Police’ has manifestly failed to get police fucked up since it was released 27 years ago. DeMarcus Walliams, who purchased the album ‘Straight Outta […]

13 August 2015 · Music, USA
‘New Blacks Have Radically-Altered DNA’ Say Scientists

‘New Blacks Have Radically-Altered DNA’ Say Scientists

Scientists have identified the virus that radically alters the DNA of normal black people and then changes them into New Black people. New Black people appear on the surface to be the same as regular black people except when they open their mouths […]

23 March 2015 · Film & TV, Music
Police On The Lookout For Dangerous Radical Calling Himself The Black Messiah

Police On The Lookout For Dangerous Radical Calling Himself The Black Messiah

Police forces throughout the country are tonight on the lookout for the Black Messiah who may or may not be a revolutionary black nationalist and possible communist that might be planning to overthrow the government. Surveillance officers currently monitoring online chatter and mobile […]

17 December 2014 · Music, USA