President Barack Obama has shocked the world by declaring that he won’t leave the White House at the end of his ‘final’ presidential term. He says he’ll stay put for at least another decade which completely defies the 22nd Amendment of the US […]
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Millions Of Americans See Trump When They Look In The Mirror
Shrieking in terror first thing in the morning is normal for many Americans but waking up and...
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American Kicked Off Iraqi Airways Flight For Talking In A Loud, Brash, Arrogant Voice
An obnoxious American man was removed from an Iraqi Airways flight at Baghdad International...
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FX To Broadcast The People V. O.J. Simpson Directors’ Cut With Alternate Ending
After receiving hundreds of complaints from irate white viewers about the unsatisfactory episode...
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Ben Carson To Sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah At Next Trump Rally
Failed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump’s supporters at the frontrunner’s next rally to show he really means it when he says he fully supports the multi-billionaire mogul say Republican insiders. Carson, whose efforts to secure the Republican nomination was met […]
Trump Drops ‘Make America Great Again’ For ‘Make America 19th Century Again’
“It hit me like bolt of lightning while I was bronzing on the sunbed,” said Donald Trump as he announced the campaign slogan he would use if he wins the Republican nomination. ‘Make America 19th Century Again’ replaces ‘Make America Great Again’ as […]
Bernie Sanders Launches ‘Down With Whitey’ Initiative To Gain Black Votes
After performing badly with black voters causing a heavy defeat at the Democratic primaries on Super Tuesday, Bernie Sanders has changed tack, upped his rhetoric and will now run on a radical new ‘Down With Whitey’ platform. During a packed press call held […]
Clinton Caught Scoffing And Laughing At Black People Behind The Scenes
Hilary Clinton is in hot water today as a highly damaging recording was leaked to the press that appears to show the democratic presidential candidate laughing at black people while suggesting she’s only supporting them until she wins the election. The words were […]
‘Ted Cruz And Ken Kratz Are The Same Person’ Say Scientists
After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz are the same person it was announced last night. The research team at the University of Creative Studies said that although they […]
Meryl Streep Keen To Play Miriam Makeba In Upcoming Biopic
Three-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep is eager to land the role of much-loved South African singer Miriam Makeba in a $20m biopic to be shot on location in Makeba’s home country, it was announced today. In an interview with The Times, Streep said […]
10 Additional Black History Months Announced
The Guardians of Black History have agreed that one month is far too short a time to cover the mammoth breadth of Black existence and will therefore introduce a whole raft of new Black History months so that due attention is paid to […]
Beyonce Added To Secret FBI Watch List For Blackness Display
Files leaked by Edward Snowden reveal that popular singer Beyonce was placed on a secret FBI watchlist after her stunning performance during this year’s Super Bowl half-time concert. According to information documented in highly-classified memos, FBI operatives tasked with monitoring the show said […]
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose To Make Up During Hot Foursome
Admitting things are much better now, Kanye West said he will improve relations by joining Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose in a live televised sex foursome to really bury the hatchet and make peace among his friends. The orgy will be […]
Trump Threatens To Reproduce If He Loses GOP Nomination
After getting his butt handed to him by an unloved Canadian, Donald Trump threatened to ‘romantically inseminate’ his lover Sarah Palin in order to unleash a fearsome Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination. Trump and Palin promise to […]
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