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Arizona Girls Invited To First Annual Republican Spelling Bee

Arizona Girls Invited To First Annual Republican Spelling Bee

Admitting they hoped some good would come of their antics, the Arizona students who spelled out the N-word on their T-shirts have been invited to take part in the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee later this year. The event is designed to […]

29 January 2016 · Politics, USA
Denmark To Start Robbing The Dead

Denmark To Start Robbing The Dead

After passing an Asylum Bill that allows Danish police to rifle through the belongings of incoming refugees to perform daylight robbery, the Danish government has now passed a law that allows authorities to open up coffins to search for anything that might be […]

29 January 2016 · Europe, Politics
Julie Delpy Shocked To Discover The Existence Of Black Women

Julie Delpy Shocked To Discover The Existence Of Black Women

“Are you trying to tell me that black people can be men and women?” said Julie Delpy as she finally recognized the existence of black women after years of, in her words, living in a completely different world. “I thought black people were […]

26 January 2016 · Europe, Film & TV
Academy To Pack Oscar Ceremony With As Many Black People As Possible

Academy To Pack Oscar Ceremony With As Many Black People As Possible

Stressing the importance of making it look like the Academy gives a shit, an unnamed organizer of this year’s Oscar ceremony says they will invite as many black people as possible to avoid the night looking like a Kenny Chesney concert. Now that the […]

22 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
‘Star Wars Movie Infiltrated By ISIS’ Says Trump

‘Star Wars Movie Infiltrated By ISIS’ Says Trump

“I have a bad feeling about this” said Donald Trump about the latest Star Wars movie which he claims contains subliminal messages aimed at radicalizing and corrupting young American minds. The laughably-coiffured presidential candidate said the film must be withdrawn immediately as it […]

22 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Oscar Statuette Annoyed At Constantly Being Handed To White People

Oscar Statuette Annoyed At Constantly Being Handed To White People

Hopping around in anger on his stuck-together legs, the 2016 Oscar for Best Actor was livid with having to spend the rest of his static golden existence on yet another white actor’s mantelpiece it was reported yesterday. The Oscar statuette, who goes by […]

19 January 2016 · Film & TV, USA
Survey: Many Americans Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Survey: Many Americans Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Contrary to the sentiment expressed in the popular Bing Crosby song, many Americans are not dreaming of a white Christmas as was previously thought and would much prefer a black one instead according to a survey carried out online. According to the survey, […]

23 December 2015 · Music, USA
Harry Potter Fans Suffer Head Explosion Phenomenon

Harry Potter Fans Suffer Head Explosion Phenomenon

An unknown number of Harry Potter fans are suffering the debilitating effects of a strange phenomenon known as Exploding Head Hate Syndrome which causes their heads to literally explode due to a build up of frustration and anger in their brains. The outbreak […]

21 December 2015 · Europe, Film & TV
Human DNA Found At Republican Rally

Human DNA Found At Republican Rally

Scientists discovered traces of human DNA in the auditorium where Donald Trump held a boisterous and offensive rally earlier today. The rally, which took place in Columbus, Ohio, was packed to the rafters with frenzied Republican supporters, baying for blood and showing little […]

8 December 2015 · Politics, USA
News Organizations Create Pecking Order Of Humanity

News Organizations Create Pecking Order Of Humanity

Global news networks have joined forces to create a secret league table of humanity in order to help editors accurately place news items in order of importance on their newspaper front pages, websites and daily TV bulletins. The Wealthy Human Interests Transcends Empathy […]

4 December 2015 · Europe, Film & TV, USA