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‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’ Ask Republicans

‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’ Ask Republicans

Leading Republicans have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white people who feel left out. Donald Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that black people get […]

30 November 2015 · USA
Border Wall Built Around Donald Trump

Border Wall Built Around Donald Trump

The American people have overwhelmingly given their support to Donald Trump’s border wall idea but have decided it would be better if the wall was built to contain Donald Trump instead of keeping out illegal immigrants. The 30ft-high circular wall, manufactured in Mexico, […]

24 November 2015 · Politics, USA
God Names Idris Elba Sexiest Man Alive

God Names Idris Elba Sexiest Man Alive

God Almighty, otherwise known as the king of kings, the lord of lords, or just God has decided in his infinite wisdom that the sexiest man alive is Idris Elba. The details of God’s choice was published on God’s official website which can […]

19 November 2015 · Europe, Film & TV
Neighbors Surround Man Stockpiling Over 100 Patti LaBelle Pies

Neighbors Surround Man Stockpiling Over 100 Patti LaBelle Pies

A man has barricaded himself inside his house after neighbors threatened to tear him apart if he doesn’t give up his entire hoard of 100 much-sought-after Patti LaBelle sweet potato pies. Jim Jasonsson bought every last pie from his nearest Walmart in Los […]

18 November 2015 · Film & TV, USA
BBC Claims It Never Made A Program Called The Black And White Minstrel Show

BBC Claims It Never Made A Program Called The Black And White Minstrel Show

The BBC have denied ever producing a hideously racist variety program called The Black and White Minstrel Show according to a press release published earlier today. The claim was made in response to hundreds of UK-based bigots attempting to buy episodes of the […]

16 November 2015 · Europe, Film & TV
Former Klansman David Dukes To Host Saturday Night Live

Former Klansman David Dukes To Host Saturday Night Live

After selecting Donald Trump to host Saturday Night Live, creator Lorne Michaels has decided to go even further and invite former Grand Wizard of the KKK David Dukes to host an episode this Christmas. Michaels, impressed with the amount of press coverage created by […]

6 November 2015 · Film & TV, USA
World Prepares To Start Discriminating Against Tom Jones

World Prepares To Start Discriminating Against Tom Jones

The world is preparing to begin treating Tom Jones like a black man if it turns out he does have black ancestry as per his DNA investigation into his background. Black music lover Marsha Jacksonville is looking forward to the singer’s transition to […]

6 November 2015 · Europe, Music
Thatcher’s Clothes To Be Burned At 2,200 Degrees Fahrenheit

Thatcher’s Clothes To Be Burned At 2,200 Degrees Fahrenheit

A collection of items that belonged to Margaret Thatcher are to be burned at a searing hot temperature of 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit after the Victoria and Albert museum turned down an offer to exhibit her putrid rags in their esteemed institution. The collection, […]

4 November 2015 · Europe, Politics
Children Flee In Terror As CNBC Broadcast Shocking Program

Children Flee In Terror As CNBC Broadcast Shocking Program

Thousands of irate parents bombarded CNBC with angry calls last night to complain about a live TV show broadcast yesterday evening which caused children to panic, flee in terror, vomit and experience the most terrifying nightmares. Horrified parent Mary-Louise Fogarty said: “At first […]

29 October 2015 · Politics, USA
Ben Carson Says Everything Is Like Slavery Except Slavery

Ben Carson Says Everything Is Like Slavery Except Slavery

GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery although, rather oddly, he does have a very favorable view of slavery which somewhat undermines his numerous comparisons. In addition to abortion […]

28 October 2015 · Politics, USA