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Hipsters Threaten To Take Over Notting Hill Carnival

Hipsters Threaten To Take Over Notting Hill Carnival

London’s Notting Hill Carnival was placed on high alert yesterday as intelligence reports suggest a gang of hipsters are planning on forcibly taking it over and imposing their own awful ‘culture’ on the event. Due to the increasing gentrification of London’s inner city […]

28 August 2015 · Europe, Music
Record Use Of N-Word Expected In New Tarantino Film

Record Use Of N-Word Expected In New Tarantino Film

“I reckon it’ll be heard about 2,000 times,” says Niles Wiley, the new Tarantino film’s Added Violence and N-word Adviser, as he estimates the number of times the N-word will be uttered in forthcoming western flick The Hateful Eight. The film is currently […]

26 August 2015 · Film & TV
Napa Valley Wine Trains Introduce Racist Membership Scheme

Napa Valley Wine Trains Introduce Racist Membership Scheme

After a successful two-week trial, Napa Valley Wine Trains will begin rolling out their new racist membership scheme which ensures that some of their hate-filled, scum-of-the-earth customers are given every opportunity to exercise their racism while sipping on delicious wines and enjoying the […]

24 August 2015 · USA
‘Including A Black Man Sends Out The Wrong Message’ Says Alabama University

‘Including A Black Man Sends Out The Wrong Message’ Says Alabama University

Officials at the University of Alabama were left fuming last night after it was discovered that a black man was somehow allowed into the much-maligned Alpha Phi sorority recruitment video. Senior university employees say having a sole black man among all those scantily-clad, […]

21 August 2015 · Sport, USA
Police Urged To Masturbate More

Police Urged To Masturbate More

After exhausting nearly every possible method to stop police officers from shooting unarmed individuals for no apparent reason, police departments are now exploring the calming effect of self-love as a means of preventing officers from acting out their testosterone-fueled, bigoted revenge fantasies on […]

19 August 2015 · USA
Apple Includes Black Emojis In New Diversity Figures

Apple Includes Black Emojis In New Diversity Figures

Saying it was a genuine mistake which occurred during the annual HR audit, Apple told reporters that their latest diversity report included a number of black emojis which might’ve come from a completely different audit due to a serious technical malfunction. The company […]

17 August 2015 · USA
Office Workers Banned From Talking About ‘Black Lives Matter’

Office Workers Banned From Talking About ‘Black Lives Matter’

Office workers at TechDorling Inc., a world leader in verbal communication recognition systems, have spent the last year working hard to not broach the subject of the Black Lives Matter movement during lunch and coffee breaks and on the rare occasions they meet […]

14 August 2015 · Politics, USA
Police Still Remain Un-Fucked Up 27 Years Since The Release Of ‘Fuck Tha Police’

Police Still Remain Un-Fucked Up 27 Years Since The Release Of ‘Fuck Tha Police’

Despite providing black people with a musical clarion call against racist police harassment, the ground-breaking NWA track ‘Fuck Tha Police’ has manifestly failed to get police fucked up since it was released 27 years ago. DeMarcus Walliams, who purchased the album ‘Straight Outta […]

13 August 2015 · Music, USA
Tories To Base Their Migrant Policy On The Walking Dead

Tories To Base Their Migrant Policy On The Walking Dead

In an effort to stem what they feel is an unacceptable onslaught of migrants, the Conservative party will, from now on, base their handling of the crisis on hit TV show The Walking Dead, it was announced earlier today during a ministerial press […]

10 August 2015 · Europe
The Black Explainer Guide To The First Republican Debate Candidates

The Black Explainer Guide To The First Republican Debate Candidates

The stage is set as the GOP cavalcade of cretins rolls into town for the first Republican debate of the year. Will Trump attack the wives of others? Will the entire fall of western civilization be blamed on Obama? Will Carson continue to […]

6 August 2015 · Politics, USA