Prime Minister David Cameron has expressed admiration for India’s caste system as he plans to adopt a similar system in the UK to bring the country more in line with the Victorian era, a period Cameron is particularly fond of. The prime minister […]
“The only way to decrease violence is with more violence” says former Texas Governor Rick Perry as he responds to America’s seemingly endless wave of gun killings. While appearing on some Sunday morning political show full of dreary old men, the US presidential […]
As well as body cameras with editing functions, many US police forces are now issuing their officers with Lie Generator smartphone apps to enable them to avoid punishment for routine ‘mistakes’ such as murdering people or tampering with evidence. The Lie Generator app, […]
A royal spokesman today revealed that murderous psychopath Adolf Hitler made secret visits to Buckingham Palace in 1933 for tea and scones with members of the royal family, some of whom were recently revealed to have ‘sieg heilled’ back in the thirties like […]
Tissue sales shot through the roof as millions of pathetic losers throughout the world purchased dozens of packets to mop up their hateful tears caused by Serena Williams’ latest victory at Wimbledon. Many of those seen whimpering like an injured puppy or balling […]
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is stepping down as leader of 21st Century Fox to take up the role of Prince of Darkness recently vacated by Christopher Lee who sadly passed away last month. At a packed press conference earlier today the Australian octogenarian, […]
The European Union has tonight threatened to treat Greece just like they would an African nation if they continue to behave in a way that displeases Germany, France, the UK and the other more powerful member states. During the latest emergency meeting, EU […]
Global misplaced smugness levels have risen dramatically in the wake of the Charleston shooting with many countries quick to condemn the United States for its terrible treatment of black people despite many of the same countries treating black people just as badly, if […]
by Valerie Complex Rachel Dolezal has stepped down as NAACP Spokane, Washington Chapter leader. And for good reason! She is on the road to make bank with numerous interviews, a Lifetime movie of the week, and of course, a book deal. After the […]
Donald Trump’s hair announced today that it won’t be running for the presidency unlike the unpleasant human known as Donald Trump upon which the hair sits. The hair, which has no name, is an avowed Socialist and wants nothing to do with the […]
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