The UKIP leader Nigel Farage is deeply concerned that many of his prospective voters might not have the proper mental capacity and basic intelligence to vote for his party come election day. Farage, who was busy goose-stepping across the country to drum up […]
UKIP leader Nigel Farage says that if he rises to power in the general election he will stop immigrants from voting in all future elections as he believes these people should not have a say in how an Englishman runs his country. Farage […]
“They make the Mafia look like Save The Children,” says a spokesperson for Truth & Ethics International when discussing the United States police, the newest entrant on the Global Corruption Index. The force has been deemed ‘unbelievably corrupt’ on the 2015 corruption index […]
The majority of white Americans say they are not in favor of violence except when it was used between the years 1492 and 1970 or in countries where Muslims live. “Of course we had to use some violence in the old days to […]
Stockholm Marathon 2015 organizers have run out of legal, non-racist ways to ensure a white winner at this year’s event but senior race official Petter Bunksson is still convinced that blond-haired, blue-eyed master race types should really be winning everything. “Seeing Africans win […]
After a hugely successful trip to Jamaica, President Barack Obama announced today that he’ll join the Rastafari movement with immediate effect and will concentrate the remainder of his presidential duties ‘mashing down the walls of the Babylon system’ that oppresses black people the […]
South African hero and icon Nelson Mandela released a statement today from his home in Heaven condemning the disgusting outbreak of brutal xenophobic violence in his beloved country. While angelically floating on a cloud just outside the pearly gates Madiba said: “I suffered […]
12 million rolls of toilet paper with Cecil Rhodes’ face printed on every sheet sold out in a record-breaking 14 minutes and 58 seconds in South Africa today. Inspired by the Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan toilet papers of the 80s, the bum-wiping […]
While on the campaign trail Hillary Clinton has today announced what she plans to do to help solve the issues facing America’s black citizens if she’s elected. “Today many African Americans face debilitating issues such as horrendous police brutality, unfair rates of incarceration, […]
The United States Police Union has just issued a new directive warning members of the public that if they film the police carrying out their duties they might get shot because smartphones look just like guns. Kenneth Bumble, president of the United States […]
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