The BBC has announced it will launch a new digital TV channel in time for the general election dedicated to the growing British pastime of moaning about and blaming everything on immigrants. The channel, called BBC None, will broadcast irony-free, migrant-focused documentaries and […]
Fox News claim they have irrefutable evidence that comedian and new Daily Show host Trevor Noah was born in Africa it was revealed last night. An anonymous spokesman for the channel said: “We have it on very good authority that this Trevor Noah […]
Professor Bobby Huxington, Mississippi State Education Head of History, will sweep the whole of his state’s dreadful Jim Crow period under a large specially-woven rug that could be the biggest rug in the world experts say. “Apparently, plenty of stuff went on during […]
Totally innocent Amanda Knox, who falsely accused her black former boss Patrick Lumumba of murdering her flatmate Meredith Kercher, has now blamed another black man for a series of historic crimes dating back to 1912. Knox says she’s convinced 24-year old black man […]
Anti-black chant leader and possible lynching fan Levi Pettit has been added to the latest edition of the Guinness World Records book for smashing the world’s fastest ever racist conversion record. Former SAE frat member Pettit went from being a smug, entitled bigot to […]
High-end purveyors of over-priced, pointless tat Barneys, well known for making black shoppers’ lives a misery, have today launched the ‘Race Separate’ initiative intended to continue the 400-year long lack of conversation and understanding between blacks and whites regarding racial inequality. As part […]
Pigs are demanding that humans stop using their good name as a derogatory term for the police after recent events caused an upsurge in the use of the term among various protest groups. The Council Of Porcine Society, or COPS as they’re sometimes […]
Scientists have identified the virus that radically alters the DNA of normal black people and then changes them into New Black people. New Black people appear on the surface to be the same as regular black people except when they open their mouths […]
White women are being warned against seeing the new Will Smith movie Focus, as reports suggest that after watching the film, they develop an insatiable and dangerous desire for sex with black men. White men claim the film’s hot scenes of steamy vanilla/chocolate lovemaking […]
Now that Black History Month is coming to a close, all black people across the globe, except Ben Carson, have agreed to extend this month’s celebrations and teachings until the year 3015. Professor Terrence Qualify, Head of World Black History at the University […]
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