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Republicans Launch Back To Work Scheme For Blacks

The Republican Party today unveiled an ambitious new Back To Work program to completely eliminate unemployment among African Americans should they win the 2016 election. The new program entitled Every Negro Shall Love And Value Employment will provide full-time, permanent work for every […]

30 April 2014 · Politics, USA
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Black Anger Weapon Unveiled By US Army

The US Army today unveiled the first ever Black Anger Weapon. The long range missile, which harnesses the power of Black people’s anger, has been in development for over ten years but has thus far been kept top secret. Scientists at the American […]

25 April 2014 · USA
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Zimmerman Pinatas Sell Out In Black Areas

George Zimmerman replica piñatas are selling through the roof. The buying frenzy began after the rotund murderer was exonerated for the cold-blooded slaying of an innocent Black school kid. Piñatas originated in Latin America but are now popular worldwide. Traditionally, they’re filled with […]

24 April 2014 · USA
The more he punched, the more they cheered.

White Man Viciously Beats Up Black Man

Hundreds of onlookers gathered as a white man viciously attacked and beat a Black man until he fell to the floor covered in blood. No one knows what caused the brawl but there are indications this might’ve been a pre-planned attack. An unknown […]

23 April 2014 · Sport, USA
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Blacks Regain Rock But Lose Their Soul

The Music Ownership Association of America announced today that rock music will finally be returned to Black people after 60 years of white control and ownership. Rock, or rock ‘n’ roll as it’s sometimes known was, up until recently, the dominant form of […]

22 April 2014 · Music, USA
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KKK To Target Whites

The KKK announced today that they will expand their hate activities towards white people for the first time. The notorious hate group, who terrorized communities for over a century through intimidation, night raids and murder are now turning their hatred toward whites, a […]

21 April 2014 · Politics, USA