White criminals today complained that black criminals are taking all the prison places because of preferential treatment in the justice system. They claim that whenever a black person gets arrested they’re automatically sent to prison but when a white person gets arrested they’re […]
To cater for the vast number of whites desperate to use the N-word without losing their jobs or being sued for racial discrimination, the first purpose-built N-word Center opened today on the outskirts of Philadelphia. The center, which can cater for up to […]
Justin Bieber finally came out as a racist today, a move widely expected by his fans, close friends and family. In a written statement Bieber said: “I’ve been living a lie for years and the time has come for me to live out […]
Enraged dorks stormed the Internet today to express displeasure at the ‘outrageous’ number of blacks cast in the new JJ Abrams Star Wars movie. Lupita Nyong’o and John Boyega are currently the only two blacks cast in the film but for some pig-ignorant, […]
Embattled Clippers owner Donald Sterling now claims he’s a black man after scientists testing his unpleasant orange body discovered trace amounts of DNA that links him to a 50,000 year-old tribe from Cameroon. Dr. David Hernstein of the Genealogical Racial Institute obtained Sterling’s […]
Conservatives across America responded with anger and bitterness at the news that Apple paid $3bn for Beats Headphones thus making rapper and producer Dr. Dre hip-hop’s first billionaire. The responses range from utter jealously to outright bemusement. Here’s a selection of the worst […]
Africa’s first Human Zoo opened in the Democratic Republic of Congo today to give locals a rare chance to observe the strange people of Norway in their natural habitat. A complete family of healthy Norwegians was shipped over from lightest Europe for the […]
An action-packed day at Kentucky culminated in a heart-stopping finale when odds-on favorite White Supremacy retained the Century Cup in stunning fashion for trainer and owner Charles Lynch and jockey James Crow. White Supremacy went in as the pre-race favorite and he didn’t […]
Adolf Hitler released a statement from his home in the depths of Hell praising the results of the 2014 Euro Elections. In the statement, Hitler expressed immense satisfaction that his ideas have taken hold among the European people and he hopes the enemy […]
In an effort to distinguish themselves from the majority of Black Americans and to become more electable to white voters in advance of the 2016 elections, Black republicans have rebranded themselves as ‘colored’. At a packed press conference held at the party headquarters […]
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