‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’ Ask Republicans

Black Friday

Blacks and whites fighting for today.

Leading Republicans have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white people who feel left out.

Donald Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that black people get a day all to themselves when whites are left day-less.

“What next? Muslim Thursday, Gay Monday or God forbid, Mexican Sunday?

“It’s political correctness gone mad and I won’t stand for it. We real Americans need to take our Fridays back.”

Ted Cruz also had something to say on the subject: “Having a Friday just for black people is reverse racism in its most extreme form.

“Across the country, millions of whites cannot leave their homes and enjoy the end of the working week because today is not for them.

“All days of the week should be available to everyone regardless of skin color.”

Republicans believe that giving whites all the other 51 Fridays in the year as well as every other day of the week would go a long way towards leveling the playing field.