American Kicked Off Iraqi Airways Flight For Talking In A Loud, Brash, Arrogant Voice

Iraqi AirwaysAn obnoxious American man was removed from an Iraqi Airways flight at Baghdad International Airport yesterday for talking on his mobile in a loud, brash voice scaring many of the Iraqi passengers just before take-off.

Patrick Stouter, who claims to be an independent businessman, was escorted off his flight by an English-speaking Iraqi Airways employee after another passenger heard him using violent phrases like “take a stab at it”, “shot in the dark”, “get away with murder”, “crash and burn” and “God dammit” which is a popular American vulgarity used to express displeasure.

The passenger known only as Amira said: “This boorish American got onboard and started talking in a really annoying, entitled, whiny voice as if he owned the whole planet and he demanded constant attention from the stewards.

“Then I overheard him using violent language and I had to report him.

“I don’t mean to be prejudiced but he could’ve been one of them. You know, the ones who bombed the hell out of my country between the years 1990 and 2007 killing over 300,000 of my people.

“I may sound a bit racist but you can never be too sure and I don’t want to take any chances as he could’ve been a Christian fundamentalist or a white supremacist.”

After being interrogated for ten straight hours, Stouter was eventually allowed to take a later flight.

While on the flight he read the Bible including the following passage from the book of Numbers: “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.”

He then slept soundly for the rest of the flight.