After selecting Donald Trump to host Saturday Night Live, creator Lorne Michaels has decided to go even further and invite former Grand Wizard of the KKK David Dukes to host an episode this Christmas. Michaels, impressed with the amount of press coverage created by […]
Thousands of irate parents bombarded CNBC with angry calls last night to complain about a live TV show broadcast yesterday evening which caused children to panic, flee in terror, vomit and experience the most terrifying nightmares. Horrified parent Mary-Louise Fogarty said: “At first […]
GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery although, rather oddly, he does have a very favorable view of slavery which somewhat undermines his numerous comparisons. In addition to abortion […]
Deluded film director Quentin Tarantino would like to ban black people from ever watching his films according to a press update from his publicist. The monstrously-egotistical auteur, whose surname means donkey in Italian, says that blacks haven’t shown him the correct level of […]
A team of scientists at the University of Creative Knowledge has identified a disgusting, malevolent, repellent creature with no backbone and no moral compass cowardly slithering around the undergrowth near a lake in Florida. The creature, know as a Zimmerman or to use […]
In a recent poll carried out by the University of Creative Studies research department, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson polled strongly among hardline bigots, the dim-witted and the foolish it was revealed yesterday. The retired neurosurgeon, sometimes known around DC circles as Uncle […]
After a successful two-week trial, Napa Valley Wine Trains will begin rolling out their new racist membership scheme which ensures that some of their hate-filled, scum-of-the-earth customers are given every opportunity to exercise their racism while sipping on delicious wines and enjoying the […]
Officials at the University of Alabama were left fuming last night after it was discovered that a black man was somehow allowed into the much-maligned Alpha Phi sorority recruitment video. Senior university employees say having a sole black man among all those scantily-clad, […]
After exhausting nearly every possible method to stop police officers from shooting unarmed individuals for no apparent reason, police departments are now exploring the calming effect of self-love as a means of preventing officers from acting out their testosterone-fueled, bigoted revenge fantasies on […]
Saying it was a genuine mistake which occurred during the annual HR audit, Apple told reporters that their latest diversity report included a number of black emojis which might’ve come from a completely different audit due to a serious technical malfunction. The company […]
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