After a successful two-week trial, Napa Valley Wine Trains will begin rolling out their new racist membership scheme which ensures that some of their hate-filled, scum-of-the-earth customers are given every opportunity to exercise their racism while sipping on delicious wines and enjoying the […]
Officials at the University of Alabama were left fuming last night after it was discovered that a black man was somehow allowed into the much-maligned Alpha Phi sorority recruitment video. Senior university employees say having a sole black man among all those scantily-clad, […]
After exhausting nearly every possible method to stop police officers from shooting unarmed individuals for no apparent reason, police departments are now exploring the calming effect of self-love as a means of preventing officers from acting out their testosterone-fueled, bigoted revenge fantasies on […]
Saying it was a genuine mistake which occurred during the annual HR audit, Apple told reporters that their latest diversity report included a number of black emojis which might’ve come from a completely different audit due to a serious technical malfunction. The company […]
Office workers at TechDorling Inc., a world leader in verbal communication recognition systems, have spent the last year working hard to not broach the subject of the Black Lives Matter movement during lunch and coffee breaks and on the rare occasions they meet […]
Despite providing black people with a musical clarion call against racist police harassment, the ground-breaking NWA track ‘Fuck Tha Police’ has manifestly failed to get police fucked up since it was released 27 years ago. DeMarcus Walliams, who purchased the album ‘Straight Outta […]
In an effort to stem what they feel is an unacceptable onslaught of migrants, the Conservative party will, from now on, base their handling of the crisis on hit TV show The Walking Dead, it was announced earlier today during a ministerial press […]
The stage is set as the GOP cavalcade of cretins rolls into town for the first Republican debate of the year. Will Trump attack the wives of others? Will the entire fall of western civilization be blamed on Obama? Will Carson continue to […]
Cecil the lion will become the first animal canonized as a saint by the Catholic Church after his death caused a massive and unprecedented outpouring of human blubbering it was announced earlier today. The deluge of tears was prompted by being shot by […]
Supreme Court member, self-loather and possible sex pest Clarence Thomas has been declared completely dignity-free by doctors after years of suffering. After penning a jaw-dropping dissent on same sex marriage that’s been described as either ‘perfectly logical’ or ‘dumb as fuck’, Thomas finally […]
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