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Rachel Dolezal Unmasked As Covert FBI Agent

Rachel Dolezal Unmasked As Covert FBI Agent

‘Civil rights activist’ and race imposter Rachel Dolezal was today unmasked as a member of a covert FBI destabilization unit known as the Unblack whose aim is infiltrate the black community to destroy them from within, according to newly-released documents leaked by Edward […]

16 June 2015 · USA
Terrified Residents Flee For Their Lives Due To Outbreak Of Swimming

Terrified Residents Flee For Their Lives Due To Outbreak Of Swimming

Terrified residents were forced to flee in panic when a group of kids, all of whom are still at school, started openly swimming in a swimming pool wearing swimming costumes and swimming trunks according to reports. The brazen act took place in the […]

10 June 2015 · USA
Creflo Dollar Admits He’s A Bit ‘Unclear’ About Certain Bible Passages

Creflo Dollar Admits He’s A Bit ‘Unclear’ About Certain Bible Passages

Avowedly honest televangelist Creflo Dollar today admitted that he’s a bit unclear about some parts of the Bible, especially the bit about the ‘love of money being the root of all kinds of evil’ which he says he doesn’t remember reading. While celebrating the […]

5 June 2015 · USA
Man Adds Numerous Martin Luther King Quotes To Diversity Report

Man Adds Numerous Martin Luther King Quotes To Diversity Report

When HR Manager John Hunter was asked to write a report on the current state of diversity in his firm he liberally peppered the 175-page document with numerous quotes from Martin Luther King Jr. in a futile and pathetic attempt to seem racially inclusive. His […]

28 May 2015 · USA
Black Superheroes Demand The Right To Save Earth

Black Superheroes Demand The Right To Save Earth

“We’re fed up with being edged out by the white and green,” say black superheroes at the Annual Black Superheroes Conference in New York as they expressed their frustration at having to play second fiddle to white superheroes while saving the planet. Some […]

22 May 2015 · Africa, USA
KSU Adviser Possessed By Demon

KSU Adviser Possessed By Demon

Abby Dawson, the Kennesaw State University (KSU) adviser embroiled in a ‘harassment’ scandal is now thought to be possessed by a vicious 600-year-old demon known as Sabnock the Awful. The demon causes the possessed to display hostility, rudeness and unpleasantness towards other humans […]

19 May 2015 · USA
George Zimmerman Suffers Neck Injury From Watching His Back

George Zimmerman Suffers Neck Injury From Watching His Back

Chubby murderer George Zimmerman is receiving specialist treatment for a rare neck injury caused by having to watch his back to check for people eager to attack him. Since he slaughtered an unarmed child, who may or may not have given the gutless […]

14 May 2015 · USA
US Police Are So Bad They’re Now On The Global Corruption Index

US Police Are So Bad They’re Now On The Global Corruption Index

“They make the Mafia look like Save The Children,” says a spokesperson for Truth & Ethics International when discussing the United States police, the newest entrant on the Global Corruption Index. The force has been deemed ‘unbelievably corrupt’ on the 2015 corruption index […]

29 April 2015 · USA
Whites Say Violence Is Not The Answer Except Between The Years 1492 and 1970

Whites Say Violence Is Not The Answer Except Between The Years 1492 and 1970

The majority of white Americans say they are not in favor of violence except when it was used between the years 1492 and 1970 or in countries where Muslims live. “Of course we had to use some violence in the old days to […]

28 April 2015 · USA
Obama To Favour Black People After Rastafari Conversion

Obama To Favour Black People After Rastafari Conversion

After a hugely successful trip to Jamaica, President Barack Obama announced today that he’ll join the Rastafari movement with immediate effect and will concentrate the remainder of his presidential duties ‘mashing down the walls of the Babylon system’ that oppresses black people the […]

22 April 2015 · Politics, USA