While on the campaign trail Hillary Clinton has today announced what she plans to do to help solve the issues facing America’s black citizens if she’s elected. “Today many African Americans face debilitating issues such as horrendous police brutality, unfair rates of incarceration, […]
The United States Police Union has just issued a new directive warning members of the public that if they film the police carrying out their duties they might get shot because smartphones look just like guns. Kenneth Bumble, president of the United States […]
Fox News claim they have irrefutable evidence that comedian and new Daily Show host Trevor Noah was born in Africa it was revealed last night. An anonymous spokesman for the channel said: “We have it on very good authority that this Trevor Noah […]
Professor Bobby Huxington, Mississippi State Education Head of History, will sweep the whole of his state’s dreadful Jim Crow period under a large specially-woven rug that could be the biggest rug in the world experts say. “Apparently, plenty of stuff went on during […]
Totally innocent Amanda Knox, who falsely accused her black former boss Patrick Lumumba of murdering her flatmate Meredith Kercher, has now blamed another black man for a series of historic crimes dating back to 1912. Knox says she’s convinced 24-year old black man […]
Anti-black chant leader and possible lynching fan Levi Pettit has been added to the latest edition of the Guinness World Records book for smashing the world’s fastest ever racist conversion record. Former SAE frat member Pettit went from being a smug, entitled bigot to […]
High-end purveyors of over-priced, pointless tat Barneys, well known for making black shoppers’ lives a misery, have today launched the ‘Race Separate’ initiative intended to continue the 400-year long lack of conversation and understanding between blacks and whites regarding racial inequality. As part […]
Now that Black History Month is coming to a close, all black people across the globe, except Ben Carson, have agreed to extend this month’s celebrations and teachings until the year 3015. Professor Terrence Qualify, Head of World Black History at the University […]
Black people across the country have unanimously agreed to expel Don Lemon from the black race due to his incessant stupidity and his unfailing habit of driving people mad with his shit-for-brains opinions and dumbass questions. A press release was issued earlier today […]
Police forces throughout the country are tonight on the lookout for the Black Messiah who may or may not be a revolutionary black nationalist and possible communist that might be planning to overthrow the government. Surveillance officers currently monitoring online chatter and mobile […]
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