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Paula Deen To Mentor Black Boys On Her New Southern Theme Park

Paula Deen To Mentor Black Boys On Her New Southern Theme Park

Paula Deen will mentor 100 fatherless black young men on her new ‘Old South’ theme park in Savannah, Georgia it was revealed yesterday. After watching the searingly painful drama 12 Years A Slave which features Solomon Northup being kidnapped then subjected to the […]

6 October 2014 · USA
Ferguson Police Officer Shoots Own Arm Because He Thought It Was A Criminal’s

Ferguson Police Officer Shoots Own Arm Because He Thought It Was A Criminal’s

A Ferguson police officer accidentally shot his own arm during a routine patrol on Saturday night because he thought the arm was attached to a potential offender and not his own slightly-overweight body. The unfortunate incident occurred while the unnamed officer was in […]

29 September 2014 · USA
Internet Now 80% Racism

Internet Now 80% Racism

The Internet is now made up of 80% racism, say experts, who researched the entire Internet to find out what people spend so much of their time doing when their faces are stuck to iPhones for so long. Originally invented by the US […]

5 September 2014 · Africa, Europe, USA
Ferguson Police Cameras Get Editing Functions

Ferguson Police Cameras Get Editing Functions

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri have begun wearing specially-designed body cameras so they can capture the next time they shoot dead an unarmed teenager with his hands up in cold blood. The cameras used by the Ferguson PD are markedly different to cameras […]

4 September 2014 · USA
Whites Listened To Blacks For Five Minutes During Ferguson Protests

Whites Listened To Blacks For Five Minutes During Ferguson Protests

White people listened to black peoples’ concerns for a total of five minutes during the Ferguson protests according to a survey carried out at the Poo Research Center. According to the research, whites across America devoted up to a full five minutes of […]

1 September 2014 · USA
CNN Host: Why Aren’t Ferguson Police Using Lynching?

CNN Host: Why Aren’t Ferguson Police Using Lynching?

In a segment on the use of tear gas at the Ferguson protests, CNN Anchor Rosemary Church asked why police are using this strategy instead of hanging by the neck until dead to disperse crowds. Church asked a reporter: “Talk to us about […]

20 August 2014 · Film & TV, USA
Screenwriter Helps Ferguson Police With Shooting Story

Screenwriter Helps Ferguson Police With Shooting Story

A top Hollywood screenwriter was called in to assist the Ferguson police department with crafting a convincing story to justify the shooting of Michael Brown. Oscar-winning writer Simon Dover, who specializes in police-based dramas, is working with the department to ensure a ‘plausible […]

18 August 2014 · Film & TV, USA
Police Victims’ Memorial Now Over 200ft High

Police Victims’ Memorial Now Over 200ft High

A memorial wall for victims of police murder is in danger of growing to such enormous proportions there are fears it cannot physically sustain its own weight and remain upright for much longer. The wall is so high and so wide it’s been […]

12 August 2014 · USA
Black Man At Classical Concert Stared At

Black Man At Classical Concert Stared At

A young black man was constantly stared at yesterday while attending a classical music concert at Boston Symphony Hall. Avid classical music fan Eric Lanoir entered the auditorium for an eagerly-awaited evening recital of piano works by Rachmaninoff, Schubert and Mozart when the […]

31 July 2014 · Europe, USA
The Pigs Are Out Of Control!

The Pigs Are Out Of Control!

Pigs all over the world over are out of control, say experts, as the foul swine continue to attack and kill defenseless people at an alarming rate. Professor James Foxgrace of the MIT Pig Faculty explains: “Pig violence is increasing because they are […]

28 July 2014 · Africa, Europe, USA