The Guardians of Black History have agreed that one month is far too short a time to cover the mammoth breadth of Black existence and will therefore introduce a whole raft of new Black History months so that due attention is paid to […]
After passing an Asylum Bill that allows Danish police to rifle through the belongings of incoming refugees to perform daylight robbery, the Danish government has now passed a law that allows authorities to open up coffins to search for anything that might be […]
“Are you trying to tell me that black people can be men and women?” said Julie Delpy as she finally recognized the existence of black women after years of, in her words, living in a completely different world. “I thought black people were […]
An unknown number of Harry Potter fans are suffering the debilitating effects of a strange phenomenon known as Exploding Head Hate Syndrome which causes their heads to literally explode due to a build up of frustration and anger in their brains. The outbreak […]
Global news networks have joined forces to create a secret league table of humanity in order to help editors accurately place news items in order of importance on their newspaper front pages, websites and daily TV bulletins. The Wealthy Human Interests Transcends Empathy […]
God Almighty, otherwise known as the king of kings, the lord of lords, or just God has decided in his infinite wisdom that the sexiest man alive is Idris Elba. The details of God’s choice was published on God’s official website which can […]
The BBC have denied ever producing a hideously racist variety program called The Black and White Minstrel Show according to a press release published earlier today. The claim was made in response to hundreds of UK-based bigots attempting to buy episodes of the […]
The world is preparing to begin treating Tom Jones like a black man if it turns out he does have black ancestry as per his DNA investigation into his background. Black music lover Marsha Jacksonville is looking forward to the singer’s transition to […]
A collection of items that belonged to Margaret Thatcher are to be burned at a searing hot temperature of 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit after the Victoria and Albert museum turned down an offer to exhibit her putrid rags in their esteemed institution. The collection, […]
Dear David, Now that you are back in ‘Great’ Britain after what I hope was an interesting visit to the West Indies, I just wanted to write this letter to thank you, most profusely, for your eye-opening yet expected input to the political […]
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