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Global Smugness Levels Rise In The Wake Of The Charleston Shooting

Global Smugness Levels Rise In The Wake Of The Charleston Shooting

Global misplaced smugness levels have risen dramatically in the wake of the Charleston shooting with many countries quick to condemn the United States for its terrible treatment of black people despite many of the same countries treating black people just as badly, if […]

29 June 2015 · Europe, USA
Welfare Queen Discovered In London

Welfare Queen Discovered In London

A genuine welfare queen, who has barely worked a day in her life and who rakes in millions of taxpayer pounds, has been found living the life of luxury in the heart of London. Going by the name of Queen Elizabeth II she […]

20 May 2015 · Europe
‘UKIP Voters Not Smart Enough To Vote’ Fears Farage

‘UKIP Voters Not Smart Enough To Vote’ Fears Farage

The UKIP leader Nigel Farage is deeply concerned that many of his prospective voters might not have the proper mental capacity and basic intelligence to vote for his party come election day. Farage, who was busy goose-stepping across the country to drum up […]

7 May 2015 · Europe, Politics
UKIP To Stop Immigrants From Voting If They Get Into Power

UKIP To Stop Immigrants From Voting If They Get Into Power

UKIP leader Nigel Farage says that if he rises to power in the general election he will stop immigrants from voting in all future elections as he believes these people should not have a say in how an Englishman runs his country. Farage […]

6 May 2015 · Europe, Politics
‘Can’t We Have A White Winner For A Change?’ Says Marathon Organizer

‘Can’t We Have A White Winner For A Change?’ Says Marathon Organizer

Stockholm Marathon 2015 organizers have run out of legal, non-racist ways to ensure a white winner at this year’s event but senior race official Petter Bunksson is still convinced that blond-haired, blue-eyed master race types should really be winning everything. “Seeing Africans win […]

24 April 2015 · Europe, Sport
BBC Launches Channel Dedicated To Moaning About Immigrants

BBC Launches Channel Dedicated To Moaning About Immigrants

The BBC has announced it will launch a new digital TV channel in time for the general election dedicated to the growing British pastime of moaning about and blaming everything on immigrants. The channel, called BBC None, will broadcast irony-free, migrant-focused documentaries and […]

9 April 2015 · Europe, Film & TV
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Black History Month Renamed Black History Millennium

Now that Black History Month is coming to a close, all black people across the globe, except Ben Carson, have agreed to extend this month’s celebrations and teachings until the year 3015. Professor Terrence Qualify, Head of World Black History at the University […]

26 February 2015 · Africa, Europe, USA
USA Wins Top Prize At World Racism Awards

USA Wins Top Prize At World Racism Awards

The United States of America triumphed at the inaugural World Racism Awards last night picking up a total of five awards including the much-coveted Most Racist Country In The World Award and the Most Racist Police In History Award. The star-studded event, held […]

5 December 2014 · Africa, Europe, Film & TV, USA
Halloween Renamed National Racism Day

Halloween Renamed National Racism Day

From today, Halloween will be known as National Racism Day in recognition of the growing number of race-based costumes and make-up worn by white people. Marcia Glennings, Head of the National Halloween Committee said that the name change and rebranding is needed to […]

31 October 2014 · Europe, USA
We Will Get Rid Of All Of ‘Them’ Says UKIP’s Nigel Farage

We Will Get Rid Of All Of ‘Them’ Says UKIP’s Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage of the UK Independence Party (UKIP), who gained their first MP in yesterday’s Clacton by-election, claims that the landmark victory was caused by the electorate being sick to the stomach of ‘them’. Farage then went on to blame ‘them’ for the […]

10 October 2014 · Europe, Politics