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NYC Approves Separate Black And White Entrances

NYC Approves Separate Black And White Entrances

A new apartment block with separate entrances for black and white residents has been given the green light in New York. Developers of the 33-floor, 219 unit tower on Manhattan’s wealthy Upper West Side were given a healthy tax break after presenting plans […]

23 July 2014 · USA
All-New Captain America Stopped, Frisked And Arrested

All-New Captain America Stopped, Frisked And Arrested

The All-New Captain America was arrested on Saturday as police responded to hundreds of complaints about a ‘black man throwing a shield around, attacking people and going crazy’ in downtown New York. Captain America claims he was defeating the evil forces of Hydra […]

22 July 2014 · Film & TV, USA
GOP Supports Obama Impeachment For ‘Uppityness’

GOP Supports Obama Impeachment For ‘Uppityness’

Over two thirds of the Republican party support Obama’s impeachment on the grounds of ‘uppityness’ a poll revealed today. Other reasons put forth by Republicans for impeachment include ‘he’s not one of us’, ‘he doesn’t know his place’, ‘he doesn’t belong here’ and […]

16 July 2014 · Politics, USA
6 Ideas Tech Companies Suggest To Increase Diversity

6 Ideas Tech Companies Suggest To Increase Diversity

Top tech companies held a secret meeting today to address the shocking lack of black employees in their organizations after the disclosure of their terrible diversity numbers. They assigned their most sophisticated minds to fix the problem and they’ve come up with some […]

14 July 2014 · Europe, USA
Police And KKK To Merge

Police And KKK To Merge

Police departments across the country have been given the green light to merge with local chapters of the Ku Klux Klan it was announced today. The two organizations have admired each other’s work from afar for decades and will now unite into one […]

7 July 2014 · USA
Poll: 89 Percent Of Whites Think Blacks Caused Global Warming

Poll: 89 Percent Of Whites Think Blacks Caused Global Warming

A poll conducted by the Poo Research Center found that the majority of white Americans believe black people are responsible for global warming and cancer. The poll exposed other surprising and controversial opinions among white Americans such as 82 percent think blacks were […]

3 July 2014 · Politics, USA
Getting My Colleagues To Leave My Hair Alone

Getting My Colleagues To Leave My Hair Alone

Dear colleagues, Thanks to those of you who took the time to comment on my hairstyle at last week’s staff day out. I didn’t ask for your comments but you gave them to me anyway.  I will now dish out some harsh truths to […]

27 June 2014 · USA
Reparations Article Linked To GOP Rage Outbreak

Reparations Article Linked To GOP Rage Outbreak

A compelling and impassioned article arguing in favor of reparations for African Americans is linked to a recent spate of GOP rage outbreaks around the country. The article, written by Ta-Nehisi Coates in this month’s Atlantic magazine, puts forth a highly-persuasive case for […]

23 June 2014 · Politics, USA
Reverse Racism Worse Than Normal Racism

Reverse Racism Worse Than Normal Racism

Reverse racism is now ten times worse than normal racism according to a report published today by the University of Creative Knowledge Racism Resistance department. The report, funded by Cock Industries, indicates that incidents of reverse racism skyrocketed since Obama came to power […]

18 June 2014 · Europe, USA
Blacks Not Killing Blacks Year Announced

Blacks Not Killing Blacks Year Announced

It was announced yesterday that when next year’s Black History Month ends a new global initiative organized by black community leaders aimed at stopping black people from killing other black people begins. Blacks Not Killing Blacks Year begins on 1st March 2015 and […]

17 June 2014 · USA