USA

"Move over because I expect to win."

White Supremacy Wins Despite Controversy

An action-packed day at Kentucky culminated in a heart-stopping finale when odds-on favorite White Supremacy retained the Century Cup in stunning fashion for trainer and owner Charles Lynch and jockey James Crow. White Supremacy went in as the pre-race favorite and he didn’t […]

29 May 2014 · Sport, USA
"He's one of us now. Almost."

Black Republicans Rebrand As ‘Colored’

In an effort to distinguish themselves from the majority of Black Americans and to become more electable to white voters in advance of the 2016 elections, Black republicans have rebranded themselves as ‘colored’. At a packed press conference held at the party headquarters […]

23 May 2014 · Politics, USA
"I just wanna be Black like you."

Whites In Skin-Darkening Shame

Millions of white women around the world hate their complexions and are darkening their fair skins by lying in the sun for hours or smearing their pale bodies with dangerous chemicals. Throughout the summer months these sad women hang around parks, beaches and […]

21 May 2014 · Europe, USA
Leave each other alone!

Integrated Prom Turns Into Interracial Nightmare

A Georgia high school held its first racially-integrated prom last night, but it soon became every parent’s nightmare as it descended into an orgy of steamy, interracial, hardcore sex action. For over 40 years the school held segregated proms: one white prom and […]

20 May 2014 · USA
Cops love it!

12 Years A Slave Popular With Police

The searing slavery drama 12 Years A Slave is proving remarkably popular with the police who’ve organized special screenings because they claim ‘It’s a really enjoyable film with lots of good bits’. The film follows the life of free African American Solomon Northup […]

20 May 2014 · Film & TV, USA
"We're coming to get you."

Police Warn Blacks About Police

The police have today warned Black people to be extra vigilant as they’re at a heightened risk of being violently attacked by the police. With the number of police attacks against Blacks increasing, police are urging Blacks to be more cautious when dealing […]

16 May 2014 · USA
See you in KFC.

Anti-Black Hate Group Formed By Chickens

A group of disgruntled chickens from the Chicken Liberation Force (ChickLib) marched in Atlanta today against alleged anti-chicken discrimination by the Black community. Chickens claim that Blacks have consistently slaughtered and dismembered them before coating their flesh in a secret blend of herbs […]

9 May 2014 · USA
"Now I am your master"

Black Superhumans Will Dominate The World

A new race of Black superhumans are set to take over the world within the next twenty years scientists predict. The first of these mega beings are sending shockwaves through the US education system with their outstanding levels of intelligence and physical prowess. […]

2 May 2014 · USA
Black people love me.  I think.

Tarantino Trademarks The N-word

Controversial film director Quentin Tarantino has trademarked the ‘N-word’ as it is now considered a central part of the Tarantino brand. In a move widely expected by movie industry insiders and lexicographers Tarantino took ownership of the word after proving to the Trademark […]

2 May 2014 · Film & TV, USA
"Only 10 hours till lunch."

Republicans Launch Back To Work Scheme For Blacks

The Republican Party today unveiled an ambitious new Back To Work program to completely eliminate unemployment among African Americans should they win the 2016 election. The new program entitled Every Negro Shall Love And Value Employment will provide full-time, permanent work for every […]

30 April 2014 · Politics, USA