Reverse racism yesterday.
Reverse racism is now ten times worse than normal racism according to a report published today by the University of Creative Knowledge Racism Resistance department.
The report, funded by Cock Industries, indicates that incidents of reverse racism skyrocketed since Obama came to power with whites complaining that racist name-calling and racial preferences are destroying their life chances.
Senior VP of Sharron Banking, Mark Bruner was a victim of a vicious verbal assault when he walked home last Friday night. Bruner said: “I was tired when I left the office. A deal went bad that day. I tried to make my usual monthly bonus of $1.5m but I had to settle for a lousy $1.2m so I was stressed out big time.
“Just as I approached my brand-new, Mercedes AMG S-Class, a black man walked past and uttered the word ‘cracker’ under his breath. I was dumbfounded and shocked to my very core. I wanted to break down and cry but I was frozen to the spot. I somehow managed to muster up the strength to drive myself back to my Westchester mansion for dinner by the pool with my wife and kids.
“Of course I’d forgotten about the slur by then but the pain was very real for a very long minute or so. It’s a pain I’ll never forget.”
Jacqueline Mason-Spires had an equally damaging encounter when she attempted to get an entry-level job at a local TV station but was passed over for a black woman who was far more qualified than she was.
This bruising encounter didn’t put her off as she showed her grit and determination by securing a management position in her father’s law firm a week later.
Such stories are all too commonplace in the new post-racial America.
When asked to comment on this new cancer eating away at race relations, black rights leader Nelson Wilkinson had this to say: “Boo hoo!”
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