“The only way to decrease violence is with more violence” says former Texas Governor Rick Perry as he responds to America’s seemingly endless wave of gun killings. While appearing on some Sunday morning political show full of dreary old men, the US presidential […]
A royal spokesman today revealed that murderous psychopath Adolf Hitler made secret visits to Buckingham Palace in 1933 for tea and scones with members of the royal family, some of whom were recently revealed to have ‘sieg heilled’ back in the thirties like […]
Donald Trump’s hair announced today that it won’t be running for the presidency unlike the unpleasant human known as Donald Trump upon which the hair sits. The hair, which has no name, is an avowed Socialist and wants nothing to do with the […]
South African President Jacob Zuma will spend $5m on a state-of-the-art brothel facility at his presidential home in the Nkandla compound it was announced last night. Around 100 prostitutes will work in a Ferrari-designed building containing 70 individual consultation suites and a large […]
The UKIP leader Nigel Farage is deeply concerned that many of his prospective voters might not have the proper mental capacity and basic intelligence to vote for his party come election day. Farage, who was busy goose-stepping across the country to drum up […]
UKIP leader Nigel Farage says that if he rises to power in the general election he will stop immigrants from voting in all future elections as he believes these people should not have a say in how an Englishman runs his country. Farage […]
After a hugely successful trip to Jamaica, President Barack Obama announced today that he’ll join the Rastafari movement with immediate effect and will concentrate the remainder of his presidential duties ‘mashing down the walls of the Babylon system’ that oppresses black people the […]
While on the campaign trail Hillary Clinton has today announced what she plans to do to help solve the issues facing America’s black citizens if she’s elected. “Today many African Americans face debilitating issues such as horrendous police brutality, unfair rates of incarceration, […]
Pigs are demanding that humans stop using their good name as a derogatory term for the police after recent events caused an upsurge in the use of the term among various protest groups. The Council Of Porcine Society, or COPS as they’re sometimes […]
Nigel Farage of the UK Independence Party (UKIP), who gained their first MP in yesterday’s Clacton by-election, claims that the landmark victory was caused by the electorate being sick to the stomach of ‘them’. Farage then went on to blame ‘them’ for the […]
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