David Cameron has today announced plans to move this year’s UK Black History Month forward to October 2018 and shorten it to one week so he can concentrate on appealing to the kind of spineless rascals likely to vote for the far-right UK […]
The Internet is now made up of 80% racism, say experts, who researched the entire Internet to find out what people spend so much of their time doing when their faces are stuck to iPhones for so long. Originally invented by the US […]
Sweden is the first country ever to completely eradicate racism, according to prime minister Frederik Rumsfeld of the Moderation party. “Racism is now a thing of the past in our country,” says Rumsfeld. “Up until the 1970s, we tried to deal with race […]
A young black man was constantly stared at yesterday while attending a classical music concert at Boston Symphony Hall. Avid classical music fan Eric Lanoir entered the auditorium for an eagerly-awaited evening recital of piano works by Rachmaninoff, Schubert and Mozart when the […]
Pigs all over the world over are out of control, say experts, as the foul swine continue to attack and kill defenseless people at an alarming rate. Professor James Foxgrace of the MIT Pig Faculty explains: “Pig violence is increasing because they are […]
Top tech companies held a secret meeting today to address the shocking lack of black employees in their organizations after the disclosure of their terrible diversity numbers. They assigned their most sophisticated minds to fix the problem and they’ve come up with some […]
Reverse racism is now ten times worse than normal racism according to a report published today by the University of Creative Knowledge Racism Resistance department. The report, funded by Cock Industries, indicates that incidents of reverse racism skyrocketed since Obama came to power […]
On the eve of the World Cup, the UK government announced today that the current dreary British national anthem God Save The Queen is to be replaced after over 200 years of painful usage. A brand new reggae national anthem will take its […]
Africa’s first Human Zoo opened in the Democratic Republic of Congo today to give locals a rare chance to observe the strange people of Norway in their natural habitat. A complete family of healthy Norwegians was shipped over from lightest Europe for the […]
Adolf Hitler released a statement from his home in the depths of Hell praising the results of the 2014 Euro Elections. In the statement, Hitler expressed immense satisfaction that his ideas have taken hold among the European people and he hopes the enemy […]
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