A monstrous 1,200-ft hipster sent New Yorkers fleeing for cover yesterday as it stomped around the city gentrifying every working class and black neighborhood in its path. The giant hipster has all but destroyed Harlem, once a thriving community of black residents but […]
A New York office block was on high alert last night as a brave young woman, Linda Weimuller, foiled a possible terrorist plot at the last minute due to her swift actions. Her colleague Leonard Jackson was arrested on suspicion of terrorist farting. […]
Scientists and paranormal investigators are examining reports today that a kind and decent police officer was last night seen helping a young black man in Harlem. The police officer was seen talking to the man respectfully while displaying an unusual level of compassion […]
The Justin Bieber racism controversy is getting worse with the release of yet another tape of ugly comments. Blacks wasted no time in condemning the little creep and most opinions were damning with a couple of exceptions. Here’s a selection of the most […]
White criminals today complained that black criminals are taking all the prison places because of preferential treatment in the justice system. They claim that whenever a black person gets arrested they’re automatically sent to prison but when a white person gets arrested they’re […]
To cater for the vast number of whites desperate to use the N-word without losing their jobs or being sued for racial discrimination, the first purpose-built N-word Center opened today on the outskirts of Philadelphia. The center, which can cater for up to […]
Justin Bieber finally came out as a racist today, a move widely expected by his fans, close friends and family. In a written statement Bieber said: “I’ve been living a lie for years and the time has come for me to live out […]
Enraged dorks stormed the Internet today to express displeasure at the ‘outrageous’ number of blacks cast in the new JJ Abrams Star Wars movie. Lupita Nyong’o and John Boyega are currently the only two blacks cast in the film but for some pig-ignorant, […]
Embattled Clippers owner Donald Sterling now claims he’s a black man after scientists testing his unpleasant orange body discovered trace amounts of DNA that links him to a 50,000 year-old tribe from Cameroon. Dr. David Hernstein of the Genealogical Racial Institute obtained Sterling’s […]
Conservatives across America responded with anger and bitterness at the news that Apple paid $3bn for Beats Headphones thus making rapper and producer Dr. Dre hip-hop’s first billionaire. The responses range from utter jealously to outright bemusement. Here’s a selection of the worst […]
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