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Strange Alien Creature Seen In Nina Simone Film

Strange Alien Creature Seen In Nina Simone Film

Film critics attending a packed press screening of the new Nina Simone film in Los Angeles were stunned to find that the biopic does not actually feature a depiction of Nina Simone in any shape or form. Instead they were shocked when a […]

1 August 2014 · Film & TV, Music
Thieves Take Hip-Hop From South Bronx

Thieves Take Hip-Hop From South Bronx

The dazzling and successful art form hip-hop was stolen last night in what will rank as one of the most spectacular music heists of modern times. The incident happened in New York City in the South Bronx area at about 11:30 last night. […]

30 June 2014 · Music
British National Anthem Replaced With Reggae

British National Anthem Replaced With Reggae

On the eve of the World Cup, the UK government announced today that the current dreary British national anthem God Save The Queen is to be replaced after over 200 years of painful usage. A brand new reggae national anthem will take its […]

9 June 2014 · Europe, Music
10 Black Reactions To The Justin Bieber Controversy

10 Black Reactions To The Justin Bieber Controversy

The Justin Bieber racism controversy is getting worse with the release of yet another tape of ugly comments. Blacks wasted no time in condemning the little creep and most opinions were damning with a couple of exceptions. Here’s a selection of the most […]

6 June 2014 · Music, USA
Justin Bieber Finally Comes Out

Justin Bieber Finally Comes Out

Justin Bieber finally came out as a racist today, a move widely expected by his fans, close friends and family. In a written statement Bieber said: “I’ve been living a lie for years and the time has come for me to live out […]

4 June 2014 · Music, USA
10 GOP Reactions To Beats Sale

10 GOP Reactions To Beats Sale

Conservatives across America responded with anger and bitterness at the news that Apple paid $3bn for Beats Headphones thus making rapper and producer Dr. Dre hip-hop’s first billionaire. The responses range from utter jealously to outright bemusement. Here’s a selection of the worst […]

31 May 2014 · Music, Politics, USA
"Get back to where you once belonged."

Blacks Regain Rock But Lose Their Soul

The Music Ownership Association of America announced today that rock music will finally be returned to Black people after 60 years of white control and ownership. Rock, or rock ‘n’ roll as it’s sometimes known was, up until recently, the dominant form of […]

22 April 2014 · Music, USA