Fox News claim they have irrefutable evidence that comedian and new Daily Show host Trevor Noah was born in Africa it was revealed last night. An anonymous spokesman for the channel said: “We have it on very good authority that this Trevor Noah […]
Now that Black History Month is coming to a close, all black people across the globe, except Ben Carson, have agreed to extend this month’s celebrations and teachings until the year 3015. Professor Terrence Qualify, Head of World Black History at the University […]
The United States of America triumphed at the inaugural World Racism Awards last night picking up a total of five awards including the much-coveted Most Racist Country In The World Award and the Most Racist Police In History Award. The star-studded event, held […]
Convicted killer Oscar Pistorius has expressed an interest in becoming a police officer in one of the many United States police departments upon completion of his sentence for shooting to death his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day last year. Pistorius, who could get up […]
The Internet is now made up of 80% racism, say experts, who researched the entire Internet to find out what people spend so much of their time doing when their faces are stuck to iPhones for so long. Originally invented by the US […]
Pigs all over the world over are out of control, say experts, as the foul swine continue to attack and kill defenseless people at an alarming rate. Professor James Foxgrace of the MIT Pig Faculty explains: “Pig violence is increasing because they are […]
To all the students about to volunteer in my country Tanzania and other African countries this summer, I just wanted to say a few words and to thank you for coming over to help us ‘poor downtrodden Africans’ even though we didn’t ask […]
Enraged dorks stormed the Internet today to express displeasure at the ‘outrageous’ number of blacks cast in the new JJ Abrams Star Wars movie. Lupita Nyong’o and John Boyega are currently the only two blacks cast in the film but for some pig-ignorant, […]
Africa’s first Human Zoo opened in the Democratic Republic of Congo today to give locals a rare chance to observe the strange people of Norway in their natural habitat. A complete family of healthy Norwegians was shipped over from lightest Europe for the […]
The defense team in the Oscar Pistorius trial have admitted to using the classic ‘I thought it was a black man’ defense which has worked well in similar trials. The ‘I thought it was a black man’ defense is popular among white South […]
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