President Barack Obama has shocked the world by declaring that he won’t leave the White House at the end of his ‘final’ presidential term. He says he’ll stay put for at least another decade which completely defies the 22nd Amendment of the US […]
Shrieking in terror first thing in the morning is normal for many Americans but waking up and seeing Trump’s amber visage when you look in the mirror is not normal. Unfortunately, that’s what millions of desperate Americans are experiencing today. The strange phenomenon […]
Failed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump’s supporters at the frontrunner’s next rally to show he really means it when he says he fully supports the multi-billionaire mogul say Republican insiders. Carson, whose efforts to secure the Republican nomination was met […]
“It hit me like bolt of lightning while I was bronzing on the sunbed,” said Donald Trump as he announced the campaign slogan he would use if he wins the Republican nomination. ‘Make America 19th Century Again’ replaces ‘Make America Great Again’ as […]
After performing badly with black voters causing a heavy defeat at the Democratic primaries on Super Tuesday, Bernie Sanders has changed tack, upped his rhetoric and will now run on a radical new ‘Down With Whitey’ platform. During a packed press call held […]
Hilary Clinton is in hot water today as a highly damaging recording was leaked to the press that appears to show the democratic presidential candidate laughing at black people while suggesting she’s only supporting them until she wins the election. The words were […]
After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz are the same person it was announced last night. The research team at the University of Creative Studies said that although they […]
After getting his butt handed to him by an unloved Canadian, Donald Trump threatened to ‘romantically inseminate’ his lover Sarah Palin in order to unleash a fearsome Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination. Trump and Palin promise to […]
Admitting they hoped some good would come of their antics, the Arizona students who spelled out the N-word on their T-shirts have been invited to take part in the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee later this year. The event is designed to […]
After passing an Asylum Bill that allows Danish police to rifle through the belongings of incoming refugees to perform daylight robbery, the Danish government has now passed a law that allows authorities to open up coffins to search for anything that might be […]
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