Three-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep is eager to land the role of much-loved South African singer Miriam Makeba in a $20m biopic to be shot on location in Makeba’s home country, it was announced today. In an interview with The Times, Streep said […]
The Guardians of Black History have agreed that one month is far too short a time to cover the mammoth breadth of Black existence and will therefore introduce a whole raft of new Black History months so that due attention is paid to […]
Millions of shit-for-brains morons throughout the world believe the new Netflix original movie Beasts Of No Nation is an accurate portrayal of the entire African continent, it was reported last night. Among these fools, 41-year-old Kansas City resident David Logan stands out as […]
After a marathon 15-hour meeting, all 54 members of the African union agreed to ban Taylor Swift from setting foot on the continent for the rest of her life due to her shooting a video that insults all Africa’s 1.1 billion inhabitants. Swift’s […]
Cecil the lion will become the first animal canonized as a saint by the Catholic Church after his death caused a massive and unprecedented outpouring of human blubbering it was announced earlier today. The deluge of tears was prompted by being shot by […]
The European Union has tonight threatened to treat Greece just like they would an African nation if they continue to behave in a way that displeases Germany, France, the UK and the other more powerful member states. During the latest emergency meeting, EU […]
South African President Jacob Zuma will spend $5m on a state-of-the-art brothel facility at his presidential home in the Nkandla compound it was announced last night. Around 100 prostitutes will work in a Ferrari-designed building containing 70 individual consultation suites and a large […]
“We’re fed up with being edged out by the white and green,” say black superheroes at the Annual Black Superheroes Conference in New York as they expressed their frustration at having to play second fiddle to white superheroes while saving the planet. Some […]
South African hero and icon Nelson Mandela released a statement today from his home in Heaven condemning the disgusting outbreak of brutal xenophobic violence in his beloved country. While angelically floating on a cloud just outside the pearly gates Madiba said: “I suffered […]
12 million rolls of toilet paper with Cecil Rhodes’ face printed on every sheet sold out in a record-breaking 14 minutes and 58 seconds in South Africa today. Inspired by the Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan toilet papers of the 80s, the bum-wiping […]
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