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Whites In Skin-Darkening Shame

Millions of white women around the world hate their complexions and are darkening their fair skins by lying in the sun for hours or smearing their pale bodies with dangerous chemicals. Throughout the summer months these sad women hang around parks, beaches and […]

21 May 2014 · Europe, USA
Leave each other alone!

Integrated Prom Turns Into Interracial Nightmare

A Georgia high school held its first racially-integrated prom last night, but it soon became every parent’s nightmare as it descended into an orgy of steamy, interracial, hardcore sex action. For over 40 years the school held segregated proms: one white prom and […]

20 May 2014 · USA
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12 Years A Slave Popular With Police

The searing slavery drama 12 Years A Slave is proving remarkably popular with the police who’ve organized special screenings because they claim ‘It’s a really enjoyable film with lots of good bits’. The film follows the life of free African American Solomon Northup […]

20 May 2014 · Film & TV, USA
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Police Warn Blacks About Police

The police have today warned Black people to be extra vigilant as they’re at a heightened risk of being violently attacked by the police. With the number of police attacks against Blacks increasing, police are urging Blacks to be more cautious when dealing […]

16 May 2014 · USA
"What's wrong with a good English breakfast?"

UKIP Claims Eating Halal Turns You Muslim

“One bite and you’re one of them,” says Nigel Farage, leader of the far-right UK Independence Party (UKIP) as he warned England against eating halal meat. The controversial politician claims that eating the meat will turn you Muslim and that such foods have […]

15 May 2014 · Europe, Politics
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Anti-Black Hate Group Formed By Chickens

A group of disgruntled chickens from the Chicken Liberation Force (ChickLib) marched in Atlanta today against alleged anti-chicken discrimination by the Black community. Chickens claim that Blacks have consistently slaughtered and dismembered them before coating their flesh in a secret blend of herbs […]

9 May 2014 · USA
"Damn, why did I get a Black judge?"

Classic ‘Black Man’ Defense Not Working For Oscar Pistorius

The defense team in the Oscar Pistorius trial have admitted to using the classic ‘I thought it was a black man’ defense which has worked well in similar trials. The ‘I thought it was a black man’ defense is popular among white South […]

3 May 2014 · Africa
"Now I am your master"

Black Superhumans Will Dominate The World

A new race of Black superhumans are set to take over the world within the next twenty years scientists predict. The first of these mega beings are sending shockwaves through the US education system with their outstanding levels of intelligence and physical prowess. […]

2 May 2014 · USA
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Tarantino Trademarks The N-word

Controversial film director Quentin Tarantino has trademarked the ‘N-word’ as it is now considered a central part of the Tarantino brand. In a move widely expected by movie industry insiders and lexicographers Tarantino took ownership of the word after proving to the Trademark […]

2 May 2014 · Film & TV, USA
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Applications To Become White Now Open

Applications for a non-white group to become white are now being accepted by the World Racial Classification Agency for the first time since the beginning of the last century. Groups not considered white or fully white can now apply for full whiteness which […]

1 May 2014 · Politics