Admitting things are much better now, Kanye West said he will improve relations by joining Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose in a live televised sex foursome to really bury the hatchet and make peace among his friends. The orgy will be […]
After getting his butt handed to him by an unloved Canadian, Donald Trump threatened to ‘romantically inseminate’ his lover Sarah Palin in order to unleash a fearsome Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination. Trump and Palin promise to […]
Admitting they hoped some good would come of their antics, the Arizona students who spelled out the N-word on their T-shirts have been invited to take part in the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee later this year. The event is designed to […]
Stressing the importance of making it look like the Academy gives a shit, an unnamed organizer of this year’s Oscar ceremony says they will invite as many black people as possible to avoid the night looking like a Kenny Chesney concert. Now that the […]
“I have a bad feeling about this” said Donald Trump about the latest Star Wars movie which he claims contains subliminal messages aimed at radicalizing and corrupting young American minds. The laughably-coiffured presidential candidate said the film must be withdrawn immediately as it […]
Hopping around in anger on his stuck-together legs, the 2016 Oscar for Best Actor was livid with having to spend the rest of his static golden existence on yet another white actor’s mantelpiece it was reported yesterday. The Oscar statuette, who goes by […]
Contrary to the sentiment expressed in the popular Bing Crosby song, many Americans are not dreaming of a white Christmas as was previously thought and would much prefer a black one instead according to a survey carried out online. According to the survey, […]
Global news networks have joined forces to create a secret league table of humanity in order to help editors accurately place news items in order of importance on their newspaper front pages, websites and daily TV bulletins. The Wealthy Human Interests Transcends Empathy […]
Leading Republicans have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white people who feel left out. Donald Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that black people get […]
A man has barricaded himself inside his house after neighbors threatened to tear him apart if he doesn’t give up his entire hoard of 100 much-sought-after Patti LaBelle sweet potato pies. Jim Jasonsson bought every last pie from his nearest Walmart in Los […]
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