My beautiful dark twisted fantasy tonight live at 8pm
Admitting things are much better now, Kanye West said he will improve relations by joining Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose in a live televised sex foursome to really bury the hatchet and make peace among his friends.
The orgy will be televised live on HBO as a pay-per-view offering and is expected to attract millions of fans eager to see the thrusting young quartet get it on.
Kanye said: “We had a bit of a public falling out recently and what better way to make up and really seal our friendship than to exchange bodily fluids in a show of passionate intimacy in front of millions of strangers.
“It will also give me a chance to debut some of the sex moves I’ve been working on over the past few months like the postman’s chocolate pudding, the Indonesian bell ringer, the Birmingham balti, the sloppy sans serif and Betty White’s Oriental dream which is a particularly difficult move to pull off without prior training.”
The steamy act of sexual congress is expected to last four hours from fumbling foreplay to final emission with 15 minute booze breaks every hour to keep passions flaming.
Viewers will be encouraged to live tweet their debauched ideas which will be relayed directly to the foursome so they can adjust their torrid lovemaking accordingly.
Censored highlights of the event can be seen on the next season of the hit reality show Keep It Up With The Kardashians.
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