Integrated Prom Turns Into Interracial Nightmare

Leave each other alone!

A Georgia high school held its first racially-integrated prom last night, but it soon became every parent’s nightmare as it descended into an orgy of steamy, interracial, hardcore sex action.

For over 40 years the school held segregated proms: one white prom and one non-white prom. This year, however, the pupils demanded the right to enjoy their prom together as one big happy multicultural family. The school board and the local townsfolk resisted for decades until they finally gave in to allow the various races to mix on the dancefloor for the first time.

Unfortunately, the mixing caused hormones to spin out of control and the graduating pupils seized the chance to taste the delicious fruits of verboten love.

The DJ kicked off the occasion spinning the latest country music hits but then he played a track called Blurred Lines and, as the gyrating began, the kids couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

Sheriff John Hanlyson was called in to restore order once the clothes came off. As the situation spiraled out of control he was forced to use water cannon to separate the entwined youth.

“When I arrived it was mayhem and the aroma of sexual depravity hung heavy in the air. There was whites with Blacks, Blacks with Chinese, Mexicans with Blacks and whites at the same time. Every conceivable color combination was at it like rabbits on Viagra. There was even a multi-colored, five-way, daisy chain in the men’s bathroom. I don’t even know what that is but it was certainly inventive and quite erotic. Too erotic for a senior prom though.”

Black student Lamar Wilkins who took part in the action said: “We’ve been waiting for this prom for so long that curiosity got the better of us. We thought we might never get another chance to really get to know our classmates properly so we went for it big time.”

White student Maybelle Allen had similar thoughts: “My daddy says everyday that I shouldn’t do it. That it would break his heart. Day in and day out he goes on about it. So I just went ahead and did it to see what the fuss was and I loved it. Hooray for miscegenation!”

Concerned parent Bennie Lee Tucker said: “I’m not racist but If God had wanted the races to mix he would’ve made them equal.”

Principal Jasper Clarkson is now left with a lot of disgruntled parents and a town torn apart by degenerate desires.

“I’ve taught some of these kids since they were 10 years old. Seeing them immersed in a multiracial lovefest will stay with me forever. I hope.”

Videos of the event are available for download at the school’s website for a nominal fee.