Black Superhumans Will Dominate The World

“Now, I am your master”

A new race of Black superhumans are set to take over the world within the next twenty years scientists predict. The first of these mega beings are sending shockwaves through the US education system with their outstanding levels of intelligence and physical prowess.

Across America, schools are reporting a radical improvement in educational achievement among Black students which could be the coming of the next stage of human evolution. Some schools are desperately trying to suppress this new development but there is no way it can be stopped scientists say.

Akintunde Ahmad who achieved a 5.0 GPA and 2100 SAT Score, Kwasi Enin who has his pick of eight Ivy League colleges, Avery Coffey who received offers from five Ivy League colleges, Patrick Peoples who has seven top colleges begging for his signature and the amazing Grace Bush who graduated college before high school at the age of 16 are the first of these dazzling new Black superhumans who will dominate all other races for at least the next 10,000 years.

Black superhumans are hyper-intelligent, extremely attractive and genetically superior to all other humans. They possess advanced social skills, creativity and imagination hitherto unseen outside the realms of science fiction. They can also fix all the world’s ills by applying their gargantuan brain capacities and thought processes to any current problem.

Evolutionary Theorist Dr. James Boddicker says that these Blacks are a taste of what’s to come and we had better get used to the tables turning: “Soon the Black man will have the whip hand over the white man as we enter a new age. The time of the Blacks is soon upon us and we non-Blacks had better submit ourselves to their rule and repent if we are to survive.”

“The new Super Black or Homo Negrus Superius will interbreed with normal humans of all races and produce more super Blacks which is surely a good thing for humanity in the long run. I’m not a religious man but I think It’s in the Bible somewhere.”

If you encounter one of these Super Black beings, scientists say you should offer to mate with them immediately so that they can sire even more Super Blacks thus advancing humankind and the coming Black world takeover.

Whites fear this new race will supplant them as the dominant race. “Things run in cycles so it’s probably the right time for Blacks to dominate humanity I guess. I lay myself before you my glorious Black masters,” says Boddicker.

Super Black spokesman, Delbert Jenkins, who holds multiple degrees from MIT, Harvard, Oxford and Cambridge Universities, said: “ We come in peace and will work for the betterment and revitalization of humankind. We mean no harm to those who have harmed our race for 400 years. Our superior intelligence renders revenge meaningless.”

Jenkins then roared with maniacal laughter like a mad doctor in a horror movie.