Black Anger Weapon Unveiled By US Army

Black attack!

The US Army today unveiled the first ever Black Anger Weapon. The long range missile, which harnesses the power of Black people’s anger, has been in development for over ten years but has thus far been kept top secret.

Scientists at the American Military Research Agency discovered that Blacks have masses of pent up rage, frustration and pain due to the ill treatment, oppression and degradation they have suffered and continue to suffer.

Project leader, General David Ranking said: “The world has treated Black people like dirt for hundreds of years and Blacks are understandably angry at their treatment. So how do we fix things? We fix things by channeling that anger into something positive like a state-of-the art weapon system. That anger now has strong military applications that should keep America at the forefront of the arms race and have our enemies quaking with fear.”

Ranking continued: “Blacks have to put up with discrimination in jobs, education and housing and they routinely sustain the daily micro aggressions of racism. This combination generates a lot of negative energy. Energy we have fused into a weapon of unimaginable destruction.”

The details of how the Black anger material is harvested is confidential but the military has spent a lot of time working with the federal prison system and this is where most of the anger is generated. Does that mean the military benefits from society locking up Black people?

Ranking said: “Instead of just locking these people up for the rest of their lives we’re giving them a chance to contribute to something really worthwhile. Then they’ll remain locked up for the rest of their lives.”

Now that this devastating weapon is ready for use, Ranking warned that America must guard against other countries obtaining their own Blacks so that they too can create their own Black anger weapon. The US government is increasing its influence in Africa to secure a ready supply of Blacks to oppress thus ensuring the weapon never runs out.

“We got plenty of manpower from Africa for over 300 hundred years so we know what we’re talking about. We can be persuasive when we want to be if you catch my drift.”

At present there is no information as to when the weapon will be used but the US military is searching for a suitable conflict zone to demonstrate the weapon’s massive destructive force.

But what if Black people stop being angry? What if racism and the daily humiliation it causes recedes and Blacks are treated like human beings instead of second-class citizens?

“Not to worry we are working hard to prevent that. I am sure the American people will make sure of this also. Their national security is at stake.”