Ben Carson To Sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah At Next Trump Rally

Ben CarsonFailed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump’s supporters at the frontrunner’s next rally to show he really means it when he says he fully supports the multi-billionaire mogul say Republican insiders.

Carson, whose efforts to secure the Republican nomination was met with abject failure and raucous laughter, hopes to ingratiate himself upon Trump’s fans by singing a selection of songs they know and love like Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah, Ol’ Man River and the minstrel classic My Mammy made famous by blackface singer Al Jolson.

Carson hopes his choice of repertoire will remind Trump’s supporters of a time when in his words ‘America was great’.

Ardent Trump-lover and Carson-admirer Caroline McVities can’t wait see Carson sing on stage.

She said: “I for one am glad we’ve got someone like Ben Carson on our side.

“How on Earth can we be racist if one of the blacks is singing for us and showing us his love and affection?

“Ben Carson is a class act but I wouldn’t let him operate on me though. It’s best if he sticks to his own people.”

Carson is hoping for a role in Trump’s administration if the billionaire businessman reaches the White House although if he does secure a cabinet position Carson will only be allowed to use the service entrance round the back.

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