God Almighty, otherwise known as the king of kings, the lord of lords, or just God has decided in his infinite wisdom that the sexiest man alive is Idris Elba. The details of God’s choice was published on God’s official website which can […]
A man has barricaded himself inside his house after neighbors threatened to tear him apart if he doesn’t give up his entire hoard of 100 much-sought-after Patti LaBelle sweet potato pies. Jim Jasonsson bought every last pie from his nearest Walmart in Los […]
The BBC have denied ever producing a hideously racist variety program called The Black and White Minstrel Show according to a press release published earlier today. The claim was made in response to hundreds of UK-based bigots attempting to buy episodes of the […]
After selecting Donald Trump to host Saturday Night Live, creator Lorne Michaels has decided to go even further and invite former Grand Wizard of the KKK David Dukes to host an episode this Christmas. Michaels, impressed with the amount of press coverage created by […]
The world is preparing to begin treating Tom Jones like a black man if it turns out he does have black ancestry as per his DNA investigation into his background. Black music lover Marsha Jacksonville is looking forward to the singer’s transition to […]
A collection of items that belonged to Margaret Thatcher are to be burned at a searing hot temperature of 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit after the Victoria and Albert museum turned down an offer to exhibit her putrid rags in their esteemed institution. The collection, […]
Thousands of irate parents bombarded CNBC with angry calls last night to complain about a live TV show broadcast yesterday evening which caused children to panic, flee in terror, vomit and experience the most terrifying nightmares. Horrified parent Mary-Louise Fogarty said: “At first […]
GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery although, rather oddly, he does have a very favorable view of slavery which somewhat undermines his numerous comparisons. In addition to abortion […]
Director J.J. Abrams has announced that the 2017 sequel to the soon-to-be-released Star Wars movie will feature an entirely black cast and will herald a radical all-black future for the franchise. The new film, provisionally titled Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Rise […]
Millions of shit-for-brains morons throughout the world believe the new Netflix original movie Beasts Of No Nation is an accurate portrayal of the entire African continent, it was reported last night. Among these fools, 41-year-old Kansas City resident David Logan stands out as […]
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