Admitting they hoped some good would come of their antics, the Arizona students who spelled out the N-word on their T-shirts have been invited to take part in the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee later this year. The event is designed to […]
After passing an Asylum Bill that allows Danish police to rifle through the belongings of incoming refugees to perform daylight robbery, the Danish government has now passed a law that allows authorities to open up coffins to search for anything that might be […]
“Are you trying to tell me that black people can be men and women?” said Julie Delpy as she finally recognized the existence of black women after years of, in her words, living in a completely different world. “I thought black people were […]
Stressing the importance of making it look like the Academy gives a shit, an unnamed organizer of this year’s Oscar ceremony says they will invite as many black people as possible to avoid the night looking like a Kenny Chesney concert. Now that the […]
“I have a bad feeling about this” said Donald Trump about the latest Star Wars movie which he claims contains subliminal messages aimed at radicalizing and corrupting young American minds. The laughably-coiffured presidential candidate said the film must be withdrawn immediately as it […]
Hopping around in anger on his stuck-together legs, the 2016 Oscar for Best Actor was livid with having to spend the rest of his static golden existence on yet another white actor’s mantelpiece it was reported yesterday. The Oscar statuette, who goes by […]
Contrary to the sentiment expressed in the popular Bing Crosby song, many Americans are not dreaming of a white Christmas as was previously thought and would much prefer a black one instead according to a survey carried out online. According to the survey, […]
An unknown number of Harry Potter fans are suffering the debilitating effects of a strange phenomenon known as Exploding Head Hate Syndrome which causes their heads to literally explode due to a build up of frustration and anger in their brains. The outbreak […]
Global news networks have joined forces to create a secret league table of humanity in order to help editors accurately place news items in order of importance on their newspaper front pages, websites and daily TV bulletins. The Wealthy Human Interests Transcends Empathy […]
Leading Republicans have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white people who feel left out. Donald Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that black people get […]
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